[cuboard]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

[GraemeA]

DT would be classic. Questions such as why did Fatboyslimfast wrap your head in gaffa tape at Clubgarden Road

[ianv]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

Bubba was a DT lodger!!! 

[GraemeA]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

Bubba was a DT lodger!!! 

Bubba had that part of his memory removed in the early '90s 

[SamT]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

Bubba was a DT lodger!!! 

Bubba had that part of his memory removed in the early '90s 

I've just been giggling in bed for about 5 mins with mrs t casting me strange glances.  It's not worth explaining.

[Jaspersharpe]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

Was this something to do with GPH? I remember him lodging at DT's and them having a comedy scuffle in the Foundry car park.

[Bubba]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

Bubba was a DT lodger!!! 

Bubba had that part of his memory removed in the early '90s 

I've just been giggling in bed for about 5 mins with mrs t casting me strange glances.  It's not worth explaining.

  too true though

Very funny Ian & Graeme but I can swear down that I never owned a gritstone dildo, honest 

[grimer]

DT would be classic. Questions such as why did Fatboyslimfast wrap your head in gaffa tape at Clubgarden Road

That was me who did that, in Glen Rd.

[ianv]

Was it Luce that managed less than a week in DTs house before moving out because he was doing his head in?

Shortest tenancy in history 

[Bubba]

I don't think Dave was ever really cut out to be a landlord tbh....but to be fair, I do have some great memories from living in that house 

[GraemeA]

DT would be classic. Questions such as why did Fatboyslimfast wrap your head in gaffa tape at Clubgarden Road

That was me who did that, in Glen Rd.

No Niall, it was before your time. Maybe it was a repeat.

[grimer]

What! That's interesting.

[ianv]

What! That's interesting.

That it only happened to him twice??

[grimer]

That we know of.

[Nigel]

Grimer you've definitely told me this story years ago, one of my faves, along with the hovering the living room ceiling if I recall correctly???

[grimer]

Correct, although it was the front bedroon ceiling. 

[cuboard]

Jasper do you remember that gritstone dildo story... from memory i think it was some one who lodged in DT house 

I've just remembered.... it wasn't DT's house it was the queer Dwarf.....

[Jaspersharpe]

That makes more sense.

[grumpycrumpy]

None of this story makes sense .......

[Bubba]

Who the fuck was the queer dwarf?

[Jaspersharpe]

Not the same person as the bald elf.

[shurt]

for those of us not in the know and being amused at the titbits of information on this thread, could anyone tell an amusing story or two from what sounds like a very funny time?

[Nibile]

 

[ianv]

for those of us not in the know and being amused at the titbits of information on this thread, could anyone tell an amusing story or two from what sounds like a very funny time?

Can we start with "the tale of the dwarf and the dildo"??

 

[cuboard]

Ok I'll start....
Once upon a time there was a famous climber from Wales.

In his heyday he was strong,dark and handsome....when he arrived in Sheffield he was weak, dark and fat!

He tried in vain to join are cliche but was not strong enough, so in turn tried to gain are attention with old stories of great slate epics, which we ignored.

The main reason for our rebuff was the fact he was short, possibly a dwarf and we suspected he was a bender 

One day on visiting a friend who was lodging with said bender, we happened upon this great phallic dildo carved from the sacred gritstone.

And so the legend of the queer dwarf began..........