[dave]

Some of these tree puns are simply knot funny.

[tomtom]

I've whittled away a few hours today trying to come up with some aboreal puns, but had to prune my ideas back down and ring a friend up instead (an old fella - trunk call of course) who was just about to get on a plane.

[SA Chris]

I thought there would be a joke in dere.

[Durbs]

It's a shame because he used to be quite poplar.

[krymson]

 

someone needs to logpile this thread ASAP.

[tomtom]

someone needs to logpile this thread ASAP.

chop chop

[masonwoods101]

Why logpile it when it's sprucing up nicely?

[tomtom]

Its obviously needling someone.. maybe they're pining for something more serious? Enough, this thread has sapped my will to live..

[Robsons]

Oak can't Yew guys stop it! I saw this coming as soon as it began. This thread needs to be axed now!

[SA Chris]

Yes, the Joak isn't funny anymore.

It's tyew close to home.

[dave]

Enough, this thread has sapped my will to live..

I thought it wood. Pecker up.

[GraemeA]

i hope he used the tree as Kinder-ling

[SamT]

If so, it'll be reduced to ashes, (like this thread. ) 

[underground]

Poor Joe. I think his heartwood was in the right place. At least he's snedding in the right direction now, even if some people want to kick him in the crotch. I hope he doesn't become Shigo of pushing new roots now.

[SA Chris]

Thread seems to have died, someone call the copse.

[shurt]

If I have to read any more of these lame puns I'm going to give myself a la-botany. It's a perennial problem on this site