[miso soup]

http://www.joekindkid.com/2013/10/my-actions-my-responsibility-and-my-mistake/#more-11013

http://www.dpmclimbing.com/articles/view/joe-kinder-chopping-trees-lessons-learned-and-value-wilderness

[andyd]

Worth a read just for the comments.

Looooooonies

[Sasquatch]

Worth a read just for the comments.

Looooooonies

The internet petri dish at its best 

[Fiend]

Log pile?

[petejh]

I 'saw' that coming

[Sasquatch]

Yeah, some people had an ax to grind.

[Monolith]

The most distressing issue in the whole thing is that there is a US Chris Doyle on the loose. Juniper trees ought to be the least of this guys worries!

[reeve]

I think the whole thing is symptomatic of a borin' culture

[Moo]

It all sounds a bit bark'ing mad to me

[andy_e]

Leaf the puns out guys.

[jwi]

Collecting berries for a gin? Burn the witch!

[twoshoes]

Leaf the puns out guys

Quite. This is no oaking matter.

[Durbs]

All the sofa critics, pining for revenge...

[Will Hunt]

What a load of beeching in that thread.

[Richie Crouch]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say its bang out of order! maybe he should branch out into voluntary tree planting to make amends.

[masonwoods101]

I Woodnt have done that if I was him...

[dave]

Be interesting to get to the root cause of this as it really goes against the grain.

[masonwoods101]

Ill be releaved when its all over...

[Snoops]

This whole thing is conkers to me

[tomtom]

Is he sponsored by Boreal?

[SA Chris]

I think there's a whole Geroge Washington / cherry tree complex thing going on.

[andy_e]

Is he sponsored by Boreal?

No, they dropped him after he had a lumbar injury.

[tomtom]

Is he sponsored by Boreal?

No, they dropped him after he had a lumbar injury.

I can see this thread might fracture into multiple directions..

[SA Chris]

"My lord, there is no food on this high mountain!"

"Well what about those juniper bushes trees over there?"

"No they've been cut down!"

[Will Hunt]

Is he sponsored by Boreal?

No, they dropped him after he had a lumbar injury.

He'll be rowan the day he chopped that tree down; it'll only seed doubt in his sponsors.

[dave]

Some of these tree puns are simply knot funny.

[tomtom]

I've whittled away a few hours today trying to come up with some aboreal puns, but had to prune my ideas back down and ring a friend up instead (an old fella - trunk call of course) who was just about to get on a plane.

[SA Chris]

I thought there would be a joke in dere.

[Durbs]

It's a shame because he used to be quite poplar.

[krymson]

 

someone needs to logpile this thread ASAP.

[tomtom]

someone needs to logpile this thread ASAP.

chop chop

[masonwoods101]

Why logpile it when it's sprucing up nicely?

[tomtom]

Its obviously needling someone.. maybe they're pining for something more serious? Enough, this thread has sapped my will to live..

[Robsons]

Oak can't Yew guys stop it! I saw this coming as soon as it began. This thread needs to be axed now!

[SA Chris]

Yes, the Joak isn't funny anymore.

It's tyew close to home.

[dave]

Enough, this thread has sapped my will to live..

I thought it wood. Pecker up.

[GraemeA]

i hope he used the tree as Kinder-ling

[SamT]

If so, it'll be reduced to ashes, (like this thread. ) 

[underground]

Poor Joe. I think his heartwood was in the right place. At least he's snedding in the right direction now, even if some people want to kick him in the crotch. I hope he doesn't become Shigo of pushing new roots now.

[SA Chris]

Thread seems to have died, someone call the copse.

[shurt]

If I have to read any more of these lame puns I'm going to give myself a la-botany. It's a perennial problem on this site