[SA Chris]

Well I sure as hell wasn't thinking of the Dire Straits Live album.

[tomtom]

I'll be marketing the upcoming grip enhancers:

Grit Shit, and Lime Slime. And a special edition, Rubicon Lubicon.

[Stu Littlefair]

My crimp oil came in the post today. To be honest I'm a bit disappointed with the smell. It smells a lot like hippies.

On the plus side, I put a bit on an hour ago, and now my finger is completely fine!

[Stu Littlefair]

No, wait, sorry.

I was putting it on the wrong finger.

[SA Chris]

My crimp oil came in the post today. To be honest I'm a bit disappointed with the smell. It smells a lot like hippies.

Patchouli then?

No, wait, sorry.

I was putting it on the wrong finger.

[Three Nine]

Fuck i HATE the smell of hippies

[rodma]

Fuck i HATE the smell of hippies

do you hate the way they smell because they're too chilled out to punter you?

[andy_e]

What sort of hippy are we talking about? Ne'er-do-wash Glastonbury types (stinking of weed, sweat and pagan spirits) or middle-class hippies (stinking of Triclosan-free handwash and crushed black pepper and organic soy sauce-marinated tofu served on a bed of quinoa and locally grown brassica)?

[Stu Littlefair]

If it was the former, would you buy some?

[andy_e]

No, if it was the latter I'd already be used to the smell.

[tomtom]

I keep seeing this thread title and thinking it says "chimp oil".....

[Paul B]

Stu had his crimp oil with him tonight, firstly the bottle is tiny, secondly it smells like dodgy midge repellent! He did say it'd fixed his finger overnight though so mine's in the post.

[SA Chris]

You're posting your finger?

[Paul B]

that's what the witch doctor told me I needed to do?

[SA Chris]

If the sangoma throws the bones and tells you to do so, then do so you must. Such is the way for believers in the power of snake oil.

[mark s]

looking for links on the site to back up the claims of the ingredients for ability of healing injuries.......unless im blind im struggling.
sounds a like bit of a bollocks to me.

[crimp]

Crimp oil?

That's what my pals call guinness.

Cheers

Crimp.

[tommytwotone]

No, wait, sorry.

I was putting it on the wrong finger.

Had something similar earlier today - tweaked my finger earlier in the week and having read this thread thought I'd give it a good bit of manipulation. 5 mins later realised I'd been massaging the wrong finger, it was the middle finger I'd hurt and not the ring finger!

[crimp]

I've got gimp oil in my cellar!

Apologies if that's already been done.

[Paul T]

Crimo Oil s now available in 10ml and 30ml online with free postage from the rehab pages of www.tcaclimbingshop.com.

[Paul B]

wow, does it work well with the armaid?

[slackline]

Crimo Oil s now available in 10ml and 30ml online with free postage from the rehab pages of www.tcaclimbingshop.com.

There's a special sub-forum for advertising

[webbo]

Anybody whos bought it prepared to go out on a limb and say whether it works or not. I know science says its all smoke and mirrors, but I like many would probably rub my knob with broken glass if it would cure my injuries.

[Nigel]

...but I like many would probably rub my knob with broken glass if it would cure my injuries.

I can assure you that this does in fact work.

Broken glass and bespoke nob applicator available from my website www.ringingbell.co.ck. All grades of glass available, including top-of-the-range ex-cathedral stained (blessed by bishop of your choice). Applicators in all shapes and sizes from "harvest mouse" through "choad" to current largest "A Dense Boner".

[Paul T]

wow, does it work well with the armaid?

I've not actually tried it in conjunction with the Armaid - but Caroline has recently sent a sample of her new Extra Hot Crimp Oil which might compliment it nicely. I was disappointed that it there was no naga chilli in it though!