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So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 05:10:54 pm
Who are the nominees, and where do we get to vote?


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#1 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 06:39:31 pm
Saville?

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#2 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 06:52:21 pm
Nah, he's the shoe-in for the posthumous lifetime achiever award.

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#3 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 06:59:32 pm
Theresa May?

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#4 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 07:20:52 pm
Jasper.

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#5 So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 07:30:05 pm
The entire Tory party (including Clegg)?

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#6 So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 07:33:48 pm
Bradley Wiggins?

Oops, wrong thread ;)

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#7 So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 07:35:01 pm
UK weather 2012.
Log.

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#8 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 07:37:17 pm
Nah, he's the shoe-in for the posthumous lifetime achiever award.

Yeah. Disqualified by reason of being dead before the year started.


My Festive five?

The Roman Catholic Church - the death of Savita Halappanavar is on the conscience of every cleric of theirs on the planet. Cunts.

The Taliban - their campaign against the drive to eradicate polio and the subsequent murder of health workers marks them out as über-cunts

Wayne La Pierre - "We'll consider a measured response".
Which is "cut down the number of mass murders by arming yet more untrained civilians." Cunt.

Bashar al-Assad - mass murder and genocide. Yep. Definitely a front runner.

Mike "Savile allegations are a witch-hunt" Smith. Cunt


(And let's face it there's been some pretty strong competition this year.)

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#9 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
December 31, 2012, 07:57:25 pm
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Eeee. These wacky beats with their hep cat jive.

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#11 So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
January 01, 2013, 04:25:03 am
Hic.

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wayne lapierre -cunt
religion,too many to mention-cunts


oh and piers morgan for just being a cunt day in day out

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Piers Morgan will never be a contender for as long as Richard Littlejohn draws breath.

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Does Fergie need nominating or does he have a Lifetime Achievement Award?

If Fergie has the Lifetime Award then can we have Pardew, obviously he is a cunt as he is Toon manager but he seems like a right cunt anyway


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Trump. For redefining the word fuckwittishness

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+1. I was seething for days after watching that doc.

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Michael Gove

for his continued attack on education and the teaching profession. A one-man mission to make our entire profession feel and look like shit.

"Teacher morale dangerously low"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-20877397

Thousands of teachers axed, ~7% real-terms pay cut, schools taken from LEA control as Gove appoints himself the Czar of academies, Jamie's school meals reversed, playing grounds sold off, religious 'free' schools given state funding, academies allowed to hire unqualified teachers, arts subjects devalued, BTEC's devalued, GCSE's fucked with, archaic examinations brought in to replace modern system etc etc....

Anyone wondering what the real problems are with our education system? Actually it recently got rated the 6th best education system in the world.

I'd say the major problem is that we have one of the most socioeconomically divided education systems in international comparisons.
Obviously this will all get sorted out by a privately schooled white christian millionare tory.

Oh, and he's pals with Rupert Murdoch.
He also sent a KJ Bible to ever school in the country.
He has approved 3 creationist schools so far.
He describes himself as "a proud Zionist"
He proposed a £60m new royal yacht.
He opposes Leveson reforms.
Used private (and less secure) e-mail accounts for gvt business to try to avoid FOI requests (failed).
He also fiddled his expenses.

What. A. Cunt.
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+1000 to the above.

Just in terms of "Fucking up education for years to come"

A strong front-runner.

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On a more personal level, every fucker who said they'd buy me a pint after I'd done them a favour and then didn't ........ Welching cunts every manjack of you .........   

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Michael Gove


He also sent a KJ Bible to ever school in the country.
WITH HIS OWN FUCKING NAME IN IT


What. An. Egotistical. Cunt.


Prime contender.

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+1. I was seething for days after watching that doc.

Are you aware that wasn't his final act of idiocy last year

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/05/donald-trump-whisky-award


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2013 first nomineee

http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/74509/eric_pickles_speech_to_the_national_conservative_convention.html

Makes me so annoyed I want to hurt things. I challenge you to read beyond "Take Labour-run Newcastle" part without wanting to get medieval on him.

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2013 first nomineee

http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/74509/eric_pickles_speech_to_the_national_conservative_convention.html

Makes me so annoyed I want to hurt things. I challenge you to read beyond "Take Labour-run Newcastle" part without wanting to get medieval on him.

You mean you managed to get past "Conference chums"?!

 

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