Bit sad there's a contest for it.
I hate typing texts - it's like using a really really shit method of data entry to send short messages. It infuriates me so much I refuse to do it.....but luckily I'm a geek so can send them over bluetooth to my phone from my pda which makes it easy peasy and a joy to use.
Shit, that's probably sadder than the original post. I'm just off to learn a bit more klingon and laugh a snorty geek-laugh at some clever linux joke....