[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Remind me again why she fucked off to live in France?

Nothing to do with 50% top rate of tax was it?

So doubtless she'll stay on there for 75% under Hollande.

[tomtom]

Remind me again why she fucked off to live in France?

Cheese, wine, better quality of life, excellent health service etc.... better (ahem) weather? (mostly)... Maybe she wanted to be nearer to Font? or possibly she likes the crippling beurocracy of course..

[tregiffian]

Is she a wine and cheese party?

[Oldmanmatt]

Is she a wine and cheese party?

Typo!

You meant "Whine and Cheesy"

[lagerstarfish]

tax has nowt to do with it

There is a natural osmosis-like process where the concentration of people with their heads up there own arses (per square mile) on both sides of the English Channel must remain equal. The death rate among these "wankers", as they are commonly known, in mainland Britain has dropped slightly due to the recent mild winter and higher petrol costs; leading to a higher density on this side of the channel. The Emin movement should keep the balance pretty stable for a while - she has a reasonably long life expectancy and can increase her "wanker" value by talking more than usual; in effect, shoving her head further up her own arse and talking as much bollocks as up to five or six normal wankers. With France having an area over twice that of the UK   *some text missing*