Attractive dog eggs. (Read 11202 times)

Bonjoy · April 02, 2004, 03:18:58 pm

These would be the best dog eggs i could find today, on the interweb.

Bubba · April 02, 2004, 03:28:29 pm

They're just beautiful !

I might start a nice collection of those above the mantlepiece....

dave · April 02, 2004, 03:32:26 pm

i prefer collecting these delightful toilet roll covers:

Bubba · April 02, 2004, 03:38:42 pm

Oh god no! Next it'll be those heinous plates and terrifying porcelein dolls :shock:

Bonjoy · April 02, 2004, 03:50:45 pm

I'm also fond of cakes for Christ...

Bubba · April 02, 2004, 03:52:53 pm

Oh no, fuck me!! They are wrong, so wrong....

dave · April 02, 2004, 03:56:05 pm

diana doll anyone?

Bonjoy · April 02, 2004, 04:05:30 pm

If there's one thing worse than a dog in a hat...

... it's a grown man pretending to be a dog in a hat!

dave · April 02, 2004, 04:09:10 pm

anyone for a gay Dachshund:

managed to find any cat in bomber jackets?

fatboySlimfast · April 02, 2004, 07:11:45 pm

im stoned, its only 19.11 and that is the funniest shit ive seen for some time
oh dear its gonna be messy

Bonjoy · April 05, 2004, 12:38:02 pm

Or how about a Pope John Paul II light switch cover.

Bubba · April 07, 2004, 12:21:50 pm

Check these beauties out:

Rugby Jesus:

Martial Arts Jesus:

And even paedo Jesus (where's that hand? Is that the coming of the lord I see? )

SA Chris · April 09, 2004, 06:50:33 am

Only Jesus could love ginger kids

Bonjoy · May 06, 2004, 03:19:46 pm

Just a few more for my collection:

Jim · May 06, 2004, 08:28:12 pm

thats the funniest shit I've seen in a while and I'm not even stoned

Bonjoy · May 11, 2004, 10:53:25 am

It's not just dogs either!

Bubba · May 11, 2004, 11:01:03 am

You need help.

Anyway, you forgot the bears

Bonjoy · May 11, 2004, 11:18:48 am

Who needs bears when you've got Bees and Sea Horses :D

Bubba · June 08, 2004, 10:56:23 am

This creepy little item uses a reverse 3-D effect to create the optical illusion that the Lord's eyes are following you wherever you go. Or perhaps maybe He IS watching your every movement.... Sure to send your guilt-ridden friends into paranoid fits. Miracle Eyes Jesus is made of porcelain with handpainted details and stands approximately 5" tall.

Price: $ 9.95

No rinsing, no scrubbing, the Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath will cleanse even the most guilt-ridden soul. Plus it leaves no visible sin scum ring! The 12 oz. bottle of super-concentrated suds guarantees hours of bathroom redemption fun. (Note: For novelty purposes only. Sorry, industrial size is not available at this time.)

Price: $ 12.00

Bonjoy · June 08, 2004, 11:09:26 am

And now it's over. Finally. Bake the cake. Cover with butter. Roll top in old hash browns. Grate some cheese for the straw. Drive all over town looking for an HO-scale Jesus.
Savory jesus cake! :

Bonjoy · July 01, 2004, 01:16:31 pm

Reagan and Bush as eggs.

dave · July 01, 2004, 01:38:06 pm

anyone for michael jacson Eau de toilette?

Bubba · July 01, 2004, 01:47:05 pm

Quote from: "dave"

anyone for michael jacson Eau de toilette?

Specially formed to be extra appealing to young boys....

Bonjoy · July 01, 2004, 01:47:59 pm

Available in both black and white i see.

dave · July 01, 2004, 01:52:45 pm

Quote from: "Bubba"

Quote from: "dave"
anyone for michael jacson Eau de toilette?

Specially formed to be extra appealing to young boys....

its cos jacko likes to think of himself splashing onto little kids faces. shamone.

at least he's gonna be doing porrige for being bad, dangerous, invincible, off the wall......