[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

My idea for a new reality game show.


You get a load of reconditioned/rebuilt/replica Mosquito fighter-bombers, and you get teams of celebrities [in 3's] to fly down a Scottish sea loch and drop packets of flour on a target at the base of a mountain at the end.


Meanwhile, the RAF Regiment put themselves in ack-ack emplacements up and down the sides of the loch and try to blow them out of the sky using live ammunition.

I'll start - Vic and Bob, and Jim Davidson

Jasper's already got Piers Moron, Simon Cowell, and Toby Young.

[Johnny Brown]

I'll bag Alan Titchmarsh, Zoe Ball and Christa Ackroyd. Christa can be pilot.

[rich d]

I'll go for Chris Moyles on his own, after all there'll be a maximum weight for the mosquito to take off.

[tomtom]

I'd like to suggest a special edition, with Bono's hat flying Bono's 747..

<randomness>
For some reason thinking of people to put in a plane to blow up reminded me that on Sunday whilst climbing at New Mill Tors with FD, Edwina Curry wandered past and commented on my climbing.. "nice dropped knee" actually she was warbling something about bouldering mats and no ropes but i was concentrating more on not falling off...

Last time I went out climbing with FD we bumped into Jarvis Cocker at Rubicon..

.</randomness>

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Oh here you go; even the flimsiest pretext to repeat this:

[Jaspersharpe]

Still funny.

[butters]

Good call on Christa JB - god she is annoying.

Kate Silverton and Jedward would be in mine but I might have to do a football commentators special edition flight later.

[tomtom]

Kate Silverton and Jedward would be in mine but I might have to do a football commentators special edition flight later.

Kate Silverton is an odd one... she really really annoys me on TV, but she's really good on 5 live...  :/

[butters]

Kate Silverton and Jedward would be in mine but I might have to do a football commentators special edition flight later.

Kate Silverton is an odd one... she really really annoys me on TV, but she's really good on 5 live...  :/

It might be because you can not see her smirking, self-satisfied face on the radio. 

[Jaspersharpe]

I might have to do a football commentators special edition flight later.

Fucking hell, we're going to need a bigger plane!

[moodyboy]

Any one ever seen Time trumpet? programme about TV set in the future.....one of the programes was

Celebrity Rape an Ape!- Celebrity Game show genius, including Chris Moyles.


Small bit of the episode below, I can't link the full sketch as I'm at work

http://www.timetrumpet.co.uk/

Most probably NSFW-

[tomtom]

Kate Silverton and Jedward would be in mine but I might have to do a football commentators special edition flight later.

Kate Silverton is an odd one... she really really annoys me on TV, but she's really good on 5 live...  :/

It might be because you can not see her smirking, self-satisfied face on the radio. 

Its the lips I find scary.. gloss overload..