Wanted: Axe Murderer
To work within major uk financial institution in North of England. Job will involve close interaction with Project Managers across West Yorkshire, Pendeford and Aylesbury campuses. Predisposition towards blood thirsty murder and torture essential. Any experience of public humiliation and blackmail a distinct advantage but not necessary as full training will be given.
Salary: Its not about the money.
Duration: As long as it takes.
