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mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 03:35:29 pm
http://www.mojofuturetech.com/

Okay, don't laugh. I saw these at a wall yesterday and i think my exact words were "what a pile of bollocks."

But then I had one tested out on me (probably not very scientifically) and it seemed to work quite well. Unfortunately the science on the website is incredibly fluffy but I can't really argue with results.

Has anyone had any experience with them, maybe over a longer period of time? Would be quite interesting.

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#1 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 03:45:15 pm
Reads like its in a similar vein to acrapi/nexus  :wank:

A quick search on Google Scholar didn't throw up anything immediate on the SCIENCE (but I can't be arsed wasting my time searching for this).

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#2 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 03:47:17 pm

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#3 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 03:47:54 pm
If you combined it with a healing crystal it'd be pretty awesome. The increased balance you'd get from the bracelet would counteract the swinging of the crystal on delicate moves such as slabs, aretes etc.

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#4 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 03:55:13 pm

I thought they were publicly discredited, but maybe im wrong.

Nope i was right, http://bit.ly/dMKrWQ  gotta love  :google:

I'd stay away if i was you.

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#5 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 04:09:51 pm

Nope i was right, http://bit.ly/dMKrWQ  gotta love  :google:

I'd stay away if i was you.

About fucking time!

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#6 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 04:13:37 pm
Oh hold on, that's only in Australia. No wonder they don't work properly there, they're upside down so the polarity of the wristbands is reversed.

By the way, is Rich Simpson still sponsored by Accapi?

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#7 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 04:18:07 pm
no, in talks with david icke one hears

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#8 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 06:51:47 pm
All pretty damning reports there! Weird.

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#9 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 07:38:26 pm
[But then I had one tested out on me (probably not very scientifically) and it seemed to work quite well. Unfortunately the science on the website is incredibly fluffy but I can't really argue with results.


Never underestimate the power of Placebo. And I don't mean the band with that whiny voiced fuck.

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#10 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 07:54:57 pm
Omar, are you joking?
This product is clearly garbage produced by a company preying on the weak minded. You don't work for them do you?

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#11 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 08:30:29 pm
i wouldnt buy one and i dont live in a house full of crystals, but if it worked, it worked. Placebo or not if it made you pull harder it made you pull harder.

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#12 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 08:41:38 pm
Krank, I've found a source of Powerwater TM in my back garden, guaranteed to make you climb two grades harder. £10 a litre :)

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#15 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 22, 2010, 10:21:28 pm
i wouldnt buy one

Very wise, go for bulk - it's cheaper.

he's right, you know

Quote from: website selling this shit
Buy 10 or more products and 15% is discounted in cart

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#16 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 23, 2010, 09:04:33 am
your all mean

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#17 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 23, 2010, 03:01:19 pm
and right

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#18 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
December 25, 2010, 05:15:45 pm
as someone who considers myself a "scientist" (I'm doing a chemistry degree) this seems like a loads of crap. But then again I'm more of and elixir of life customer myself.

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#19 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 12:05:29 pm
In the headlines again after the Ashes - an article from the BBC

as someone who considers myself a "scientist" (I'm doing a chemistry degree) this seems like a loads of crap.
As someone who holds a doctorate in chemistry  :agree:

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#20 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 12:10:07 pm
Quote
Notable wearers: Cage fighter Alex Reid

The prosecution rests your honour!

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#21 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 12:19:30 pm
I should get a suit made for work, made from Acrapi Nexus nexus fibres and lined with holograms.  That just make me Super Plus Awesome at everything.  If that doesn't do it then I'm going to overdose on Homeopathic Pills for awsomeness instead.   :lol:

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#22 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 12:26:26 pm
From the BBC article:

"Ian Bell has worn one and prospered, Paul Collingwood has worn one and retired"

I was shocked to see a full page Accrapai advert in my Xmas stocking filler Climb magazine... I didnt think they were allowed to advertise such rubbish...?

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#23 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 10:13:36 pm
From the BBC article:

"Ian Bell has worn one and prospered, Paul Collingwood has worn one and retired"

I was shocked to see a full page Accrapai advert in my Xmas stocking filler Climb magazine... I didnt think they were allowed to advertise such rubbish...?

Maybe they don't work on Mackems?


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#24 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 11:02:14 pm

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#25 Re: mojo future tech bracelets
January 07, 2011, 11:17:32 pm
They could be effective as a cock ring?

 

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