[tomtom]

What is FAT club?
Well as its the xmas season for over consumption, how about a 'training' list of what has been eaten and drunk to excess in the last week  I'll kick off...

STG: Clear head
LTG: 8 pints of an evening without vomiting or a hangover

M: Drive to training course in Windsor: Zinger meal en route, large dinner, two pints and glass of wine
T: Still at course, Full English brekky, big lunch, Dinner, Pint & two glasses of wine
W: (ditto above, but +2 pints)
T: Drive back, hungover whopper meal, decent dinner 1 glass of wine
F: Works Xmas do. Kicked off with a Leffe at 11:45 - I gave up about 8pm some 7+ pints later... I was the only one drinking white at the table. So I drank it all 
S: Fuck. Snow = no planned climbing trip - and no hangover (STG!). Take away Jalfrezi to keep up cholesterol levels, one beer.
Su: Attempted day of purity (nice bottle of Rioja winking at me though...)

Excessive meal count: 11
Unit count: c.40+ (not a huge amount but I am geting old..)

[GCW]

Shit, I really don't want to write down my horrendous diet and unit consumption!!!   

[tomtom]

Shit, I really don't want to write down my horrendous fiet and unit consumption!!!   

And it'll only get worse next week!

[GCW]

Yeah, maybe I should do it next week just for the shock value

[tj]

Unit count: c.40+ (not a huge amount but I am geting old..)

Errr... 40+ units is a fair amount isn't it?! OK, I know it's not hardened alkie 'bottle of whiskey a day+++' type stuff, and it is the season of excess, but I wouldn't want to be putting anywhere near that much away long-term...

[tj]

Apologies if that comes over as overly judgemental, I'm just genuinely interested in people's attitudes to the sauce...

[tomtom]

Unit count: c.40+ (not a huge amount but I am geting old..)

Errr... 40+ units is a fair amount isn't it?! OK, I know it's not hardened alkie 'bottle of whiskey a day+++' type stuff, and it is the season of excess, but I wouldn't want to be putting anywhere near that much away long-term...

Yeah - it was meant in the greater context e.g. 20 pints (40 units) a week is alot for me but not a great deal for many people... as a Schtuudent I worked out I had a few 100 unit weeks... My mean is probably 15 units a week... One Leo-Sayer can easily rack up 20-30 units..

ANYWAY.

Fess up TJ... whats your FAT week tally??? 

[fried]

I don't want to talk about this week, the only thing I can tell is:-  Sunday - Full English with leftover KFC.

[tj]

  Called me out there. I'm also currently enjoying the Xmas festivities and for that reason have intentionally avoided thinking too hard about my consumption, but have been out every night since Tues- so probably knocking on for 40+ units too...

You're doing better than me if your mean is closer to 15- why does it taste so good?!

[GCW]

as a Schtuudent I worked out I had a few 100 unit weeks

In Fresher's week I drank 106 PINTS!!  Quite a proud acheivement, although I was quite ill the week after.

[iain]

In Fresher's week I drank 106 PINTS!!  Quite a proud acheivement, although I was quite ill the week after.

  

Has your liver ever forgiven you?

[Sloper]

On the advice of my legal representative I am going to refuse to answer questions and plead the Alderson Picalli defence.

[tomtom]

On the advice of my legal representative I am going to refuse to answer questions and plead the Alderson Picalli defence.

How about stating what days you ate/drank healthily/in moderation - and we'll just assume the worst for the rest? 

[Falling Down]

M - Work/poorly with remnants of cold - nothing to drink.
T - Flew to Aberdeen, workday then 2 pints of Guiness with dinner.
W - Work am. Then a very looong client lunch at the Marcliffe, Aberdeen. 2 double Tanqueray's and tonic before lunch (King Crab, 5 Oz. Fillet, Cheese and Biscuits) then several glasses of Meursault and Cotes de nuit village during the main & a desert wine to finish with the cheese. Then a snooze. Then out on the razz in town, two or three pints of Stella then several large gin and tonics in a bar. Bed at midnight (I think)
T - Slept in 'til 9:00.  Work, then another work lunch, this time a massive Thai banquet.  Couple of Tiger Beers then a couple of glasses of Verve Cliquot then several glasss of Gewurtztraminer (Good With Thai... geddit).  Went to airport - runway shut.  A few glasses of red wine in the lounge. Airport closed.  Taxi back to hotel.  2 Sancerre's with scallops and 2 Pinot Noir's with 225g Rib-Eye as a treat for not being at home.
F - Up at 4:30 to try and get a flight.  Managed to get home at  4pm.  Then a dinner party at ours, 2 Stella's then more Champagne, Red Wine then several Stella's. Bed at 3:30am
S - Special Christmas haircut at Toni and Guy (it was a present).  They give you beer whilst they wash your hair and massage your head. 2 bottles of Budvar whilst a lovely young lady cut my hair.  Had a takeaway for tea with four bottles of Warsteiner.
S - Walked dogs. Tidied up. Went to climbing wall (climbed like sh*t - what a surprise!). Currently avoiding the fridge.

Unit count - no idea 
Large meal count - too many.

Did I enjoy it?   

Back to austerity after Christmas.

[robertostallioni]

I feel we have this weeks "Winner", FD. 

[Falling Down]

  I think Shark is still pissed from his Malbec and Fizz at lunch.

[shark]

 

I think Shark is still pissed from his Malbec and Fizz at lunch.

Got there in the end 

[tomtom]

I've been moderated!! I feel violated!! 

[butters]

On the advice of my legal representative I am going to refuse to answer questions and plead the Alderson Picalli defence.

How about stating what days you ate/drank healthily/in moderation - and we'll just assume the worst for the rest? 

No chance of another post from Sloper in this thread then.

[hairich]

glad you enjoyed the toni and guy experience fd.i am a director there.did you get it done in sheff

[fatdoc]

On the advice of my legal representative I am going to refuse to answer questions and plead the Alderson Picalli defence.

 

me too.....

my desire for bearniase sauce  ( 250 g butter and 3 egg yolks person to pour over near raw steak or duck breast) is completely out of control, and being injured has meant no aerobic exercise for 4 weeks.. my trousers are tight.. in the wrong places.. I'm actually gagging to get on my bike more than for a beer... which is good - as I'm working on call. On calls are good.. in some ways.

[fatdoc]

I feel we have this weeks "Winner", FD. 

btw FD.... that's outstanding. effort.

[Falling Down]

glad you enjoyed the toni and guy experience fd.i am a director there.did you get it done in sheff

Macclesfield. I've had two before in Buxton and Manc as presents from the wife and enjoyed it each and every time.  Sometimes it's nice to be pampered and it's always a pleasure to watch people highly skilled at their craft whatever the vocation.

[Dolly]

Alderson Picalli defence.

Genius.

[Grubes]

My week:

Mon: nothing sat on arse watched TV.
Tues: Chippy, 1 pint and football training
Wed: went to city bloc followed by a huge bowl of stew with a giant dumpling in the middle (love the sportsman). 2 pies for dinner
Thur: More pies for dinner. Bacon eggs bean fried bread and toast for tea. More TV
Fri: Spam and egg sandwich for breakfast. Curry for tea with 2 pint and a half bottles of cobra. Followed by a XX number of pints session. I think I remember Jagerbombs and whiskey being invovled.
Sat: Started the day with a bacon butty. went to depot. 1pint felt like shit from night before got a cold feebled out.
Sun: More bacon. Christams dinner (lamb) and afternoon drinking session (1.30to10.30) with another XXnumber of pints. Also had shots of sambuca and jager.

Not a bad week this week need to reduce the climbing and increase the units this week and eat more pies.

Tis the season like

XX cause I have no idea howmuch I drank