[c.j.d.]

I went on a route today.  That's news that is.

[a dense loner]

no offence chris i expect you have the name of the belayer and he is willing to testify to this, or is he spanish and has just left the country or given up climbing? tbh i would prob give up if i saw you on a route

[SA Chris]

Show some heart. His belayer mysteriously died tragically shortly afterwards. There are 6 other witness though, but none of them took photographs or video.

[Fiend]

Log!

[Fiend]

I didn't mean it, sorry!! I want to know if you had to place bits of metal in cracks in the rock.

[c.j.d.]

Such interest.  The belayers name was Diego, and he has now gone back to Guatemala.   Honestly.

[SA Chris]

Did you cycle out to meet him at 7 in the morning?

[Monolith]

You, Crouch and Jim are doing routes. Something has gone very wrong in the system this year.

[Jim]

i did an e3 yesterday.
check me out

[Doylo]

nodders been crushing too. Finally people are realising that its too greasy for bouldering in the summer at most crags

[petejh]

nodders been crushing too. Finally people are realising that its too greasy for bouldering in the summer at most crags

I'll leave it to you to apologise to Nodder when he gets to the Diamond 

[Doylo]

well thats a different story!

[c.j.d.]

i did an e3 yesterday.
check me out

I have checked you out, and to be totally honest, I was absolutely dismayed.  Not as dismayed as I was when I realised it took me three attempts to tie a Figure 8, however  .