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#625 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2014, 02:02:43 pm
I've never been to the Cistine Chapel  8)

Its not the same without the security guard shouting 'no photo' every 5 seconds

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#626 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2014, 05:22:06 pm


(sorry about the size!)

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#627 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2014, 05:24:50 pm
Internet Law

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Cohen's Law - ”Whoever resorts to the argument "whoever resorts to the argument that... has automatically lost the debate" has automatically lost the debate"

Law of Exclamation  - “The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters"

Pommer's Law (a somewhat cynical interpretation of how ubiquitous idiocy is on the internet) - ”A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be: From having no opinion to having a wrong opinion."

Shaker's Law - “Those who egregiously announce their imminent departure from an Internet discussion forum almost never actually leave."

Skarka's Law - "On internet messageboards, there is no subject so vile or indefensible that someone won't post positively/in defense of it."

Skitt’s Law  - "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Plus a few others (including Godwin's).

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#628 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 16, 2014, 12:21:15 am

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#630 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 24, 2014, 09:02:40 am
Internet Law

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Cohen's Law - ”Whoever resorts to the argument "whoever resorts to the argument that... has automatically lost the debate" has automatically lost the debate"

Law of Exclamation  - “The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters"

Pommer's Law (a somewhat cynical interpretation of how ubiquitous idiocy is on the internet) - ”A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be: From having no opinion to having a wrong opinion."

Shaker's Law - “Those who egregiously announce their imminent departure from an Internet discussion forum almost never actually leave."

Skarka's Law - "On internet messageboards, there is no subject so vile or indefensible that someone won't post positively/in defense of it."

Skitt’s Law  - "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Plus a few others (including Godwin's).
I liked this "There is a reason that some people spend a lot of time online, i.e. lack of a social life. In some cases, it's self-inflicted"

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#631 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 25, 2014, 04:57:29 pm

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#632 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 30, 2014, 11:07:21 am
http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU]Lost Rivers of Sheffield[/url] (read under comments for information on who made it etc.)

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#633 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 03, 2014, 10:09:47 am

Lings Cars

You might need some  8)

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#634 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 06, 2014, 07:09:34 am
http://pr0nhubcommentsonvalentines.com/ (SFW but it links to NSFW)

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#635 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 06, 2014, 03:48:47 pm
http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU]Lost Rivers of Sheffield[/url] (read under comments for information on who made it etc.)

This link seems to fall below your usual standards http.slackline...?

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#636 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 06, 2014, 03:49:40 pm

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#637 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 06, 2014, 06:51:27 pm
http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU]Lost Rivers of Sheffield[/url] (read under comments for information on who made it etc.)

This link seems to fall below your usual standards http.slackline...?

 :oops: :sorry:

Lost Rivers of Sheffield (should be right this time)

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#638 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 07, 2014, 07:29:41 am

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#639 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 11, 2014, 01:58:13 pm

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#640 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 11, 2014, 02:28:58 pm
Brilliant

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#644 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 20, 2014, 01:04:11 pm
« Last Edit: February 20, 2014, 01:14:20 pm by slackline »

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#645 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 20, 2014, 06:03:23 pm
to be honest, Slackers, when those links popped up on your Twatter feed I nearly DMed you to let you know that your account had been abused

I immediately realised that this would never happen to you

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#646 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 21, 2014, 06:55:32 pm
This is my new favourite blog.

http://cooksuck.com/

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#647 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 21, 2014, 08:02:52 pm
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How many people clicking that link first tried it with a naughty word :-)

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