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#451 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 21, 2013, 05:16:35 pm
heh, embed errors after that site replaced the 'player' in player.vimeo.com with 'playa' =)

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#452 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 21, 2013, 06:51:29 pm
I'd forgotten about gizoogle... Genius.

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#453 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 23, 2013, 02:58:32 pm
Monopoly for the ConDemNation - [from Huff Post - who IIRC, don't pay their contributors either]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/950865/thumbs/o-HIGH_STREET_MONOPOLY-900.jpg?6

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'Drunk in Charge'. Get featured on the cover of Heat magazine. Collect £200.
You manage to get an appointment at the Genius Bar in the Apple Store within a week. Collect £200.
Go To Jail. Move directly to Jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect £200.
Sue Jail for breaching your human rights. Collect £10,000 compensation.
It’s your birthday! You receive an HMV voucher. Collect £0 from each player.
Advance to Pall Mall. If you pass Starbucks, pay £5 towards their taxes.
Take a trip to Marylebone Station. If you pass a ‘Tesco Metro’ collect £100. Your small local shop then closes down. Lose £200.
You buy a peplum dress with lace insert online with free delivery from ASOS. Collect £100.

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Your bank has made an error. Pay them £100 plus £20 in additional fees.
Get out of Jail free card – move to the Ecuadorian Embassy and stay there indefinitely.
You receive a 2 for 1 deal email from Blockbuster. Go back three places.
You have come third in a reality show. Skip three turns while you do panto in Swindon.
Your fridge breaks down. You bought it from Comet. Pay £200 to buy a new one from Argos.
You appear on Jeremy Kyle. You take a lie-detector test and discover which brother is your baby's daddy. Collect £1000 in child support arrears.

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#454 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 30, 2013, 10:53:33 am

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#456 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 04, 2013, 10:06:29 am






And plenty more..../r/DogsWearingHats

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#457 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 04, 2013, 03:27:46 pm
See quote bottom right of page.

http://www.accidentclaims.org/

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#458 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 12, 2013, 12:20:10 pm
i saw that a couple of weeks back; sadly they appear to have taken the site down...

A far sighted colleague took a screen shot of it but sadly i can't get images on here

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#459 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 15, 2013, 10:30:59 am
Did you forget to get your loved one a valentines day gift yesterday?

Fret not, this site will save you.

Give the gift of herpes (or gonorrhea, syphillis, or chlamydia).


One of the more bizarre sites I've come across recently.  :shrug: :-\ :???:

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#460 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 18, 2013, 01:09:43 pm
Just what everyone's life has been missing.....SEUT (Squirrels Eating Unusual Things






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#461 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 19, 2013, 08:00:05 am
Deep Inside : A Study of 10000 pr0n stars (this page itself is quite SFW (i.e. no explicit images) even though the subject matter isn't).

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#462 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 27, 2013, 04:05:43 pm

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#463 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 27, 2013, 09:40:04 pm
I must of mis-read the thread title

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#464 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 28, 2013, 08:25:31 am
Time for some glasses? :geek:

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#466 Re: Re: Ultimate Internet
March 01, 2013, 12:37:36 am
http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/
This is fucking amazing. Especially the turtle tennis lesson, Taj Mahal with ears one.

But all of it.

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#467 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 01, 2013, 07:02:24 am
That's made my day. And it's still early!

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#468 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 01, 2013, 09:56:43 am
Indeed. I think Char should be made moderator of this thread.

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#469 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 01, 2013, 10:39:02 am
My favourite is Brian Blessed and Goldie racing on vacuum cleaners around the rainbow level of mario cart both drunk on white ace.

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#470 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 01, 2013, 01:07:26 pm
Been done before but it never gets old...

http://lesbianhair.wordpress.com/

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#471 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 01, 2013, 01:38:05 pm
Still in Beta but....Massive online Bomberman  8)

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#472 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 02, 2013, 06:10:59 am
Forget wikipedia. The real shizzle on just about anything is here:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron

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#473 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 02, 2013, 08:39:59 am
Forget wikipedia. The real shizzle on just about anything is here:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nick_Clegg

Arf - "Whoops! Maybe you were looking for David Cameron?"

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#474 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 02, 2013, 09:35:23 am
:) Good find Crimp...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_toaster_in_Pulp_Fiction

THey are also looking for people to Pee review articles ;)

 

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