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#125 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 22, 2011, 06:04:11 am
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391


all i think about is a bird shitting on it

FFS, that is taking being anal to Olympic sport status.

Imagine the reaction when his bird tried to eat her chip supper in his car.

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#126 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 22, 2011, 04:04:09 pm
Can you imagine what would happen if you scratched it?

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#127 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 23, 2011, 10:00:18 am
Can't see this making it into many shops  :blink: :sick:


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#128 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 23, 2011, 10:31:48 am
How about these? (poss NSFW if you work as a nun)

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#129 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 23, 2011, 11:40:42 am
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391


all i think about is a bird shitting on it

"the car is quite badly scratched but impossible to photograph for viewing.."  :lol:

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#130 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 23, 2011, 04:43:58 pm
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391


all i think about is a bird shitting on it

"the car is quite badly scratched but impossible to photograph for viewing.."  :lol:

Didnt see that part but have since scanned it again and found another blinder-

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The wax used today came from a £10,000 Daniel Swarovski Ltd Edition one made especially for Paul and elite customers of Pauls that would so wish to purchase one..... It has been commisioned by Swarovski and the box is a work of art......

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#131 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 23, 2011, 05:48:28 pm
I didn't realise that detailing was another word for OCD.

I also didn't realise that cars were washable.

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#132 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 23, 2011, 06:11:17 pm
That's unbelievable. Has he not actually realised that it's an Astra?

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..My old car did have a reputation as possibly the cleanest vxr on the planet which i was proud of..

No shit you fucking psycho!

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#133 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 28, 2011, 01:13:27 am

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#134 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 28, 2011, 07:23:37 am
Suitably weird, but more a Non-quality, non-climbing video

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#135 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 28, 2011, 01:55:25 pm
ah fair,
Wasn't overly thinking when I saw it,
just knew everyone else needed to!

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#138 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 30, 2011, 03:56:12 pm
Lagers b'day do?


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#139 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 30, 2011, 04:14:38 pm
Slacker's family weekend baking session?
 

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#140 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 30, 2011, 04:18:58 pm
 :o I'm in trouble, told my wife I wouldn't let that picture get on t'net.  :tease:

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#141 Re: Ultimate Internet
March 30, 2011, 06:07:43 pm
I can't think which UKBer this might be associated with ?


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#143 Re: Ultimate Internet
April 04, 2011, 03:43:54 am
http://www.e4.com/wtf/ispot-games/index.html?sheet=0

I'll certainly be trying some of these out at some point.
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#147 Re: Ultimate Internet
April 13, 2011, 06:45:01 am
Do you ever sleep or are you hardwired into that 'puter or something?!

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#148 Re: Ultimate Internet
April 13, 2011, 06:59:57 am
Woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep (combining surfing shite with some beastmakering).

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#149 Re: Ultimate Internet
April 14, 2011, 11:42:14 am
Genius Mr Men book reviews  :coffee:

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If '1984' or 'The Trial' had been a children's book, Mr Messy would be it. No literary character has ever been so fully and categorically obliterated by the forces of social control. Hargreaves may well pay homage to Kafka and Orwell in this work, but he also goes beyond them.

We meet Mr Messy - a man whose entire day-to-day existence is the undiluted expression of his individuality. His very untidiness is a metaphor for his blissful and unselfconscious disregard for the Social Order. Yes, there are times when he himself is a victim of this individuality - as when he trips over a brush he has left on his garden path - but he goes through life with a smile on his face.

That is, until a chance meeting with Mr Neat and Mr Tidy - the archetypal men in suits. They set about a merciless programme of social engineering and indoctrination that we are left in no doubt is in flagrant violation of his free will. 'But I like being messy' he protests as they anonymize both his home and his person with their relentless cleaning activity, a symbolism thinly veiled.

This process is so thorough that by the end of it he is unrecognizable - a homogenized pink blob, no longer truly himself (that vibrant Pollock-like scribble of before). He smiles the smile of a brainwashed automaton, blandly accepting what he has been given no agency to question or refuse. It is in this very smile that the sheer horror of what we have seen to occur is at its most acute.

Somewhere behind this blank expression though is a latent anger - a trace of self-knowledge as to what he once was - in the barbed observation he makes to Neat and Tidy that they have even deprived him of his name.

The book ends with a dry reminder from Hargreaves that just as with the secret police in some totalitarian regime, our own small expressions of uniqueness and volition may also result in a visit from these sinister suited agents.

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