[dave]

si o'conor

[lagerstarfish]

Brian Blessed.

Yes!

and maybe Mrs Sharpe talking/ranting about/to her husband, Jasper Sharpe.

Maybe Jasper's mum could do the following week?

[jonjon]

if there were some boulderers talking you could promote the lecture here

[PATRuL]

I'd give you boyz a lecturer you'd never forget.
I dare you to book me!!
Here's a Kenton Cool fact, he walked away from the proposal of doin Kanchenzonga with me, now that's a real mountain.  Has he climbed that one yet?
When I've got the shreddies I think i'll hire him as a porterledge.

[lagerstarfish]

I dare you to book me!!

What would you like in exchange for this lecture?

[PATRuL]

Cash generally works!

[dave]

Here's a Kenton Cool fact, he walked away from the proposal of doin Kanchenzonga with me

I'm guessing he doesn't like suffering as much as he claims he does.

[lagerstarfish]

Cash generally works!

I was thinking along the lines of some lessons in the correct use of CAPS and grammar, but it looks like you've got those sorted now. 

I'll put up a fiver and a beer towards the PATRuL speech fund (cash on delivery, beer anytime)

[PATRuL]

Well lets get it on, money is more versitile than booze but the old beer does make the tongue flow.
ON what subject other than respect for the rock and nature could I talk on.
The size of Moffat penis is irrelavant and has about as much bearing on any matter as how hard we think we climb.
Loskot has the right idea its all about the fun man.
What's going on in the world when we are blowing each other up?
Surely its more about bigging each other up (when needed) than bashing each other down.
I mean who ever wants another being to fail on a death route?
So yes come on JOnboy put your money where your mouth is and start buying that Ecover stuff.
Straight up children of the chemical generation, its not rocket science to work this stuff out.  We do actually live in a world of reality, not just media fed glory and tick lists, does it really matter what McClure climbed when all this nuttiness runs amok?  McClure doesn't really bother about his achievement, just like ALi-ji he can see the light!  SO don't anyone else tell me to get a grip, when the reality they live in is pure escapism.  Do the dishes JIbe!

[Bonjoy]

So yes come on JOnboy put your money where your mouth is and start buying that Ecover stuff.

??? I already buy Ecover, what's your point?
How about a coherent sentence rather than mock portentous drivel if you've got something to say?

[PATRuL]

I'm glad to here that, but i know for a fact the works do not, i'm very happy your chemical out put is limited.
We live in portentous times do we not?
The fragile eco-system reaches tipping point, out communities fail us and most people stand idle or rise above it as though they are not part of it.
My point is i'm sick of hypocrasy and the elitism that is now rife thoughout the climbing scene, sadly its fallen prey to corporate thinking.
I can see why my fig Pollet biscuit jumped ship to Oz, because he could see what was coming.
Redhead was ahead of his time too, it takes great minds to remain intact on these extreme death routes.
And as for Mr Dawes he was the sanest character in the climbing scene, the reason people can't cope with him is the limit of the vision and a belief in rigid social structure.
Is it any wonder this country throws up so many eccentrics, when you consider the 1984-esque landscape we have to navigate everyday?

[Bonjoy]

I'm glad to here that, but i know for a fact the works do not, i'm very happy your chemical out put is limited.
We live in portentous times do we not?
The fragile eco-system reaches tipping point, out communities fail us and most people stand idle or rise above it as though they are not part of it.
My point is i'm sick of hypocrasy and the elitism that is now rife thoughout the climbing scene, sadly its fallen prey to corporate thinking.

And how are you suggesting I'm especially implicated in that Yan? Which one of us was it saw fit to fly to Oz last year for a jolly? You speak of hypocrisy?

[PATRuL]

Well Mr Fullwood I'm glad to have finally found a sparring partner.
Perhaps finally we can get that article written we intended all those years ago, that would be awesome.
Pot kettle black?
OZ?
Hmm, lets look at your travel record.
We are all implicated in the hypocrasy from this we can not escape.
The reason I went to Oz and NZ 'on a jolly' as you so wistfully put it, was primarily as part of my healing process, not to tick some old route or other, when there's plenty of unfinished business here, ie BODymachine, but i did have flu coming on on my last attempt, oh and i forgot to cut my finger nails straight!
I travel to educate my self, ultimately to serve this world, not exclusively to pleasure myself as some may be rumoured to believe.
Jealousy never got us anywhere, as did not being willing to let go of the past, with reference to certain relatives and so called friends.
Its a funny old business life, especially when some people are unable to take a good look in the mirror, and i exclude you from this so don't take it personally.
ONly you can answer to your mirror.
Can you do so honestly?

[nik at work]

I can mostly ignore your semi-coherent ramblings but that is the biggest load of self-justifying cock wank jam guff I have read in a very long time.

If you want to start throwing around accusations of planetary rape it's best not to do it with your pants round your ankles.

Next time you feel like contributing, just don't, we'll all survive I imagine.

[lagerstarfish]

I have some organically grown free-range sponges which are available for collection by foot or recycled bike. These are fully suitable for throwing by everyone over the age of 3. This includes people who live in glass houses. PM me to arrange pick-up.

Anyway, must dash as my mate Woolley is on Uni Challenge again

[PATRuL]

I'm sorry your heart is so closed.
Obviously the reflection you see is too scary for you.
I'll tame it down just for you.
I could recommend a few nice stories for you, such as Goldilocks, but I'd watch out for the bears they might bite.

[Bonjoy]

Well Mr Fullwood I'm glad to have finally found a sparring partner.
Perhaps finally we can get that article written we intended all those years ago, that would be awesome.
Pot kettle black?
OZ?
Hmm, lets look at your travel record.
We are all implicated in the hypocrasy from this we can not escape.
The reason I went to Oz and NZ 'on a jolly' as you so wistfully put it, was primarily as part of my healing process, not to tick some old route or other, when there's plenty of unfinished business here, ie BODymachine, but i did have flu coming on on my last attempt, oh and i forgot to cut my finger nails straight!
I travel to educate my self, ultimately to serve this world, not exclusively to pleasure myself as some may be rumoured to believe.
Jealousy never got us anywhere, as did not being willing to let go of the past, with reference to certain relatives and so called friends.
Its a funny old business life, especially when some people are unable to take a good look in the mirror, and i exclude you from this so don't take it personally.
ONly you can answer to your mirror.
Can you do so honestly?

Ah but unlike Mr PATRul I never claimed to be an environmental saint. I wasn't painting myself the environmental messiah, telling all and sundry which washing up liquid to buy. You on the other hand are a hypocite because you claim to be superior when your house is in no better order than the next man.
So you flew to the other side of the world to educate yourself and serve the world. How noble. So what did you learn?

[Doylo]

So you flew to the other side of the world to educate yourself and serve the world. How noble. So what did you learn?

How to be a prick by the looks of things!

[chappers]

why doesnt he do the environment (and us) a favour and switch his fucking computer off.
 

[Jaspersharpe]

So you flew to the other side of the world to educate yourself and serve the world. How noble. So what did you learn?

How to be a prick by the looks of things!

why doesnt he do the environment (and us) a favour and switch his fucking computer off.
 

Been waiting for an opportunity to use this..........

[Sloper]

I'm not suprised you've been waiting for an opportunity to use that, after all you could hardly bill a client for sending them that when they submitted their tax returns.

Which reminds me I have to do mine some time soon.

Anyway Patrul? do you reckon he's worth trolling a la PaulyDB, I don't think he's worth the effort but I'm willing to be pursuaded otherwise.

[Jaspersharpe]

Don't fucking talk to me about tax returns. HMRC are a bunch of useless moronic pricks. They've sacked all the people who knew what they were talking about and now just employ phone monkeys who pass you from one to another ad infinitum. Of course it's still then your responsibility if something reaches them late despite it being late because they can't do something as simple as issue an online filing authorisation code in a month of asking.

 

[Sloper]

Don't fucking talk to me about tax returns. HMRC are a bunch of useless moronic pricks. They've sacked all the people who knew what they were talking about and now just employ phone monkeys who pass you from one to another ad infinitum. Of course it's still then your responsibility if something reaches them late despite it being late because they can't do something as simple as issue an online filing authorisation code in a month of asking.

 

It's probably not the HMRC people but rather management consultants who are fucking muppets who couldn't think their way out a paper bag but who are screwing the taxpayer at £1000 per day.

Just remember that just before the merger of IR with C&E the decision was made to get rid of some of the specialist forensic tax accountants who actually brought in more than their salaries.

[Jaspersharpe]

I know. It's a fucking mess.

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