[tomtom]

oops, sorry please ignore...

[Sloper]

No! I demand the right to reply.

Now you ignore me.

(Are we playing the same game?)

[Yossarian]

I was about to question his desire for no replies, and then you replied.  You arsehole.

Ignore this the both of you...

[Sloper]

Look if I'm out kicking spastic kids or giving PaulyDB a hard time I have to have some one to bullym after all Alfie has been giving me grief all day and it's time to pass on his meow ridden hate to someone else.

PS When are you up for some climbing, we're in the peak now.

[lagerstarfish]

I'd hurl some personal abuse at you, but frankly, you don't deserve my attention.

[Sloper]

I'd hurl some personal abuse at you, but frankly, you don't deserve my attention.

What's tomtom done to upset you slaphead? Refused to steal your clothes to sell becaus you've got no taste.

I was once burgled as a student and they left the place tidyer than when I'd left.  They also refused to take a single CD. Patronising cvnts.

[lagerstarfish]

la la la I'm not listening

hang on...  I am actually bald and my lack of dress sense is legendary 



I was going to ask if you were coming to Front Bottom Club, but then I remembered the first rule of FBC

[GCW]

I was once burgled as a student and they left the place tidyer than when I'd left.  They also refused to take a single CD. Patronising cvnts.

Yeah, they wouldn't take your bourgeois CD collection.

They nicked all your Jim Davidson DVDs though, didn't they?

[lagerstarfish]

I was once burgled as a student and they left the place tidyer than when I'd left.  They also refused to take a single CD.

like CDs had been invented when you were a student 

with outdated views like yours, I'd guess that the radio was still cutting edge technology when you were a student

[GCW]

I was once burgled as a student and they left the place tidyer than when I'd left.  They also refused to take a single CD.

like CDs had been invented when you were a student 

with outdated views like yours, I'd guess that the radio was still cutting edge technology when you were a student

CDs= controlled drugs.

Sloper usually refers to "the wireless".

[tomtom]

I can't hear a thing.... 

(actually the real reason for this thread is rather dull, not a cry for no-help, or yearning to be un-noticed: I posted a youtube clip here then realised it was better off on the non-climing videos thread after first posting it here. So I then tried to delete this thread. But, it appears I cannot delete a thread once started, so I changed the name and content to the most benign message I could think of. Sadly its that dull.. In retrospect I should have just re-named the thread 'sheep fisting' or something similar then it would have just faded into the ether and been ignored! Still Its fun to see whats happened since )

[Yossarian]

Look if I'm out kicking spastic kids or giving PaulyDB a hard time I have to have some one to bullym after all Alfie has been giving me grief all day and it's time to pass on his meow ridden hate to someone else.

PS When are you up for some climbing, we're in the peak now.

I am desperate for some Peak action but also desperately untrained.

I suggest a gritstone picnic.  At which you attempt to sandbag me, and my delicious girlfriend and I feed you XO brandy and Partagas Series D No. 4s and see who topples first...

How is Sloper Jr?  Have you put any first growths in his bottle yet?

[Sloper]

Ahhh Partagas 4's . . .. last had a couple on my 40th . . .probably a bit meaty for me now.

Hugo is doing exceptionally well and I'm keeping him away from what is a rapidly eroding cellar.

Anyway do come up and well have a night out on the porter and a pinch of snuff.

[Sloper]

I was once burgled as a student and they left the place tidyer than when I'd left.  They also refused to take a single CD.

like CDs had been invented when you were a student 

with outdated views like yours, I'd guess that the radio was still cutting edge technology when you were a student

CDs= controlled drugs.

Sloper usually refers to "the wireless".

Busted.  Now where are those DF 118s

[Yossarian]

and a pinch of snuff.

those were the days...

right you are - i will look for an opening in the diary.

[nik at work]

Let me know when this gathering takes place, I'll bring cheesecake.

[Yossarian]

i'm liking the gastronomic aspects of this rendezvous. 

ok, so nik has cheesecake

tom has porter and snuff

simon has cigars and brandy

we just need someone with a pig on a spit, some rare burgundies and a gramophone.

and a venue...?

[Sloper]

Venue, easy 'round my gaff

I can probably source some decent meat for the meet, what we need is Soapy to show himself with a stash of fine chambolle musigny

[fatdoc]

I was once burgled as a student and they left the place tidyer than when I'd left.  They also refused to take a single CD.

like CDs had been invented when you were a student 

with outdated views like yours, I'd guess that the radio was still cutting edge technology when you were a student

CDs= controlled drugs.

Sloper usually refers to "the wireless".

Busted.  Now where are those DF 118s

oral DF118s are not controlled drugs.. the parenteral preparation however is ( and not pft used)

sad to see your knowledge of pills is far poorer than booze 

[Joepicalli]

In retrospect I should have just re-named the thread 'sheep fisting' or something similar then it would have just faded into the ether and been ignored! Still Its fun to see whats happened since )[/size]

.....so there I was up to my elbow in a rather charming swaledale when who should come round the corner but Slopes off his tits on prescription painkillers and snuff and Lager's so badly dressed that he would never admit to being present. Phew! that was a lucky escape then.

[fatdoc]

how does one man's impression with so few words describe depravity with such clarity?

you dirty dirty bastard...

[Sloper]

'tis a while since I thumbed a BNF, more of a street pharmacology man, well botanist really.

(actually quite boring home office research really)

Anyway I'm much more of an uppers sort than a downers.

What about the last weekend in November?

[SA Chris]

I love how the most random post ends up as a social gathering.

[Yossarian]

Last weekend in November works for me. 

I assume there'll be space for the Rolls?

[soapy]

Venue, easy 'round my gaff

I can probably source some decent meat for the meet, what we need is Soapy to show himself with a stash of fine chambolle musigny

or'ly?!?

i'll need a drop of something robust to rinse out the taste of whizz