[Mike Tyson]

Poor old Michael Jackson has popped his bad invincible clogs 

Shaa moan mother fucker.   

[chillax]

Unconfirmed? 

[Mike Tyson]

Apparently a confirmed heart attack/cardiac arrest, tis all over Sky news, for what it's worth.

[Houdini]

Yeah, fucking some 14 year old hottie no doubt! 

[GCW]

Whilst I wouldn't go as far as saying "good riddance", I'm not that bothered by this "news".  He was a right weirdo.

Off to pen some jokes now.....

[andy_e]

Yeah, fucking some 14 year old hottie no doubt! 

He walked into a nursery but he went a different sort of stiff to usual

(sorry!)

[Houdini]

Smooth Criminal!

[GCW]

Apparently Michael Jackson collapsed and died in the company of a young lad.

Not the first time he was finished off by a 12 year old.

[Houdini]

Aoooow!

[GCW]

Early reports suggest his heart stopped.

Not his first Arrest relating to kids.

[GCW]

Latest reports suggest Wacko's demise may be related to his pet Chimp.

A spokesman said "he's forever blowing Bubbles".






Sorry........

[GCW]

Last one for now....

A 7 year old witnessed Michael Jacksons collapse.
She said "When Michael went down I just fainted.  I've no idea what came over me"

[superfurrymonkey]

Do you think they'll cremate him or will they recycle him  Cremations gotta be BAD with all that plastic he's made of hasn't it?

[tomtom]

Apparently he had a heart attack when a kids parent said 'I wont let your son sun go down on me...'

[meatball]

whats the difference between jacko and alex ferguson? Ferguson will still beplayin giggs next season...

[Somebody's Fool]

It's the fans I feel sorry for. And not necessarily because Jacko's just died.

"In Hollywood, fans wanting to honor Jackson could not get to his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame because it was blocked by a movie premiere. Instead, many went to the star of former KABC radio talk show host Michael Jackson." - LA Times.

[dave]

i was going to say its tragic since he'll now never make another awesome record, but then again thats been the case since 1991 anyway.

[Plattsy]

Not so well Jackson.

[cofe]

RIP.

[Johnny Brown]

At least he'll be able to hang out with his main man Ronnay Barkay again.

[dave]

i bet uri geller will be crying into his bowl of spoons.

mutherfuckin spoon lover.

[slackline]

Hahahahaha, Sickipedia.org is down, presumably because there is sooo many people posting and looking for MJ jokes 

[Serpico]

Do you think they'll cremate him or will they recycle him  Cremations gotta be BAD with all that plastic he's made of hasn't it?

Apparently he's going to be recycled into Tesco shopping bags as they're also white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

[magpie]

Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine... or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the boogie.

[andy_e]

This thread is a gold mine of bad taste. Keep them coming!