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QPR. Up shit creek with just an 'arry.
http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=22263


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Oh dear.

How sad.

What a pity.

Never mind.

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The definition of a "winky wanky club".

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The definition of a "winky wanky club".


Touché

[Won again today, I notice. Still. At least Villa won to ensure they still have to "mind the gap"]

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Oh dear, Reading.....

http://bet.unibet.com/football/premier-league/2013/03/12/why-brian-mcdermott-perfect-manager-replace-brian-mcdermott/41

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If anything, McDermott hastened his own demise just by getting them promoted. If he’d missed out in the play-offs again last season and was pushing for them again now, he’d still be in employment.

So true. This is even more outrageously stupid and unfair than the Adkins sacking (and McDermott actually seems like a sound bloke too).

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at least with adkins you could understand that the guy was a complete knob so probably pissed someone off.

Where as Brian McDermott seems a bit less knobbish (I did not mcdermott either but unlike adkins I could not understand why)

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Caerphilly Castle Ladies losing 43-0... imagine how much trouble they'd be in without a fortress for a home ground.

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The reason why The Old Red Nose is red is because of the red mist that descends across/from his eyes.

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moose that is so awful it's almost good.

So West Brom are doing well in the league and now announce that they are being properly run from a financial perspective too.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/12/west-bromwich-albion-profit-debt

How long before some twat comes along, buys the club and fucks it all up?

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How long before some twat comes along, buys the club and fucks it all up?

Or Chelsea just recall lukaku... the current method of loan doping to hamper their nearest rivals in the table for a top 4/5 spot seems to be working well so far!

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As per the last few seasons you could make a pretty decent squad out of Chelsea's on loan players:

http://www.chelseafc.com/on-loan-players

 :spank:

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So-called "fixture congestion" at Chelsea?

I give you Guernsey FC's fixtures from April onwards -



April
01 Mon 13:00 League Away Windsor
05 Fri 19:45 League Away South Park
06 Sat 19:45 League Home Cove
07 Sun 13:30 League Home Camberley Town
09 Tue 19:45 League Away Farnham Town
12 Fri 19:45 League Home Horley Town
13 Sat 15:00 League Home Farnham Town
14 Sun 13:30 League Home Raynes Park Vale
16 Tue 19:45 League Away Hanworth Villa
18 Thu 19:45 League Away Badshot Lea
20 Sat 19:45 League Home Hanworth Villa
21 Sun 13:30 League Home Chessington & Hook United
24 Wed 19:45 League Away Colliers Wood United
26 Fri 19:45 League Home Ash United
27 Sat 15:00 League Home Molesey
28 Sun 13:30 League Home Sandhurst Town
30 Tue 19:45 League Away Bedfont Sports

May 2013
03 Fri 19:45 League Home Dorking
04 Sat 15:00 League Home Hartley Wintney (or FA Vase Final)
05 Sun 13:30 League Home Epsom & Ewell
06 Mon 13:30 League Home Hartley Wintney (if GFC in FA Vase Final)

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Some days I really hate football. It's because of those days that days like this one are so fucking great.

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Some days I really hate football. It's because of those days that days like this one are so fucking great.

Nice to see the scum lose at home. ;D
Slightly marred by the Shawcross esque tackle onMassadio Haidara

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The scum lost away (see avatar).  :)

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Ahh, different type of scum  ;)

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Yeah the worst, Croydon filth.  ;)

Best thing I heard about yesterday (result aside) was that while the Brighton fans were drinking in the stadium bars after the game celebrating our first home win over Palarse for 25 years, the Palace fans were marched past them down to the station in the pissing rain and put on their "special train".



A completely miserable day out for them with no redeeming features. Perfect.  ;D

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No surprise there then -

On the subject of scum:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21906463

Are you watching, Michel?

Let me guess which of the following options you're going to pick?

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The European football governing body, Uefa, may take a dimmer view - or it may just be satisfied that there were no violent incidents on or off the pitch, our correspondent adds.

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Rampant nepotism at play in the "Beautiful Game"

http://www.blueprintforfootball.com/2013/03/the-state-of-academy-game.html

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Even away from academies it isn't much more positive.  "It (junior football) is set up to massage the egos of parents and coaches who want to win to promote their own son’s success and to live their dreams through their children. Someone told me an interesting observation – which from my experience I’d say is broadly true – 80 per cent of coaches in junior clubs play their own sons in attack. They want them to score the goals and the other boys to fetch and carry. That is wrong."

OH WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE (OTHER) CHILDREN?!!!


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On a slight tangent, I used to know someone who used to play on the same youth team as Gary Lineker; in attack.

He said Gary got into the team before him because his dad (Gary's) used to provide the half-time oranges to the team when Gary got picked.

(And the trifling matter that Lineker was an outstanding player who was far better than anyone else in the team.)

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