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#3700 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 01:58:55 pm
Oliver Kay just tweeted there have been rumours that Neil Warnock is lined up to take over. Two dinosaurs together, unlucky leeds fans and players alike, not much hope for your immediate future.

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#3701 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 02:13:36 pm
Neil Warnock is lined up to take over.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken must have realised that Leeds' utter irrelevance meant we were in danger of losing our coveted "most hated club" crown and decided to take action.  Warnock will get us right where we belong... I wonder whether Dennis Wise is busy, or failing that Fred Goodwin.

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#3702 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 02:26:43 pm
What a cunt Bates is. Waits til one day after the deadline so whoever does take the poisoned chalice job wont even be able to ask for any money to spend until the summer. By which time Bates will be able to sack whoever it is for not performing because they haven't managed promotion (despite the fact that he doesn't actually want them to).

EDIT - only just realised that Leeds are still 10th and only 3 points off the playoffs. Grayson should have got an extended contract and a raise for managing that under the circumstances.

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#3703 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 02:31:35 pm
Jasper following on from twitter I posted here http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,11866.msg327604/topicseen.html#msg327604

Basically if it true this summer who ever is incharge will get money to spend as he can get promoted without paying an extra penny. Good business in his point of view

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#3704 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 02:41:49 pm
Ah yes. I remember now, thanks.

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#3705 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 07:01:42 pm
So three devastating pieces of news for us Leeds fans.
1. Grayson gets sacked - speechless!
2. Whorecock gets linked with job - !
3. Ken Bates hasn't died.
Thank fuck Superleague starts on Friday.

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#3706 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 07:27:13 pm
So three devastating pieces of news for us Leeds fans.
1. Grayson gets sacked - speechless!
2. "Colin" gets linked with job - !
3. Ken Bates hasn't died.
Thank fuck Superleague starts on Friday.

As predicted by this correspondent upon his dismissal fromQPR.

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#3707 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 07:40:01 pm
good call

Quote from: @henrywinter
Warnock the bookies' favourite for #lufc. Gets on with Bates. Promotion expert. One big job left in Warnock - & Leeds are a big club

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#3708 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 07:52:40 pm
Simon Grayson leaves #lufc with a win percentage of 49.7%. Neil Warnock's best win percentage in 32yrs management was at Notts County - 43%.

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#3710 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 08:51:34 pm
Thinking of eschewing the Premier League and decamping to the Bundesliga, but don't quite know who to support?


Then fear not, for I, Alice Roberts Fan Klub have come to your aid!



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#3711 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 01, 2012, 09:55:58 pm
woodwork, woodwork and theo unable to do anything othr than run in straight line...  :wall:
if theo's not careful he'll lose his place to toe Ox when Gervinho comes back

Thinking of eschewing the Premier League and decamping to the Bundesliga, but don't quite know who to support?

I thought I was reasonably alternative if to old to be hip... nevermind I'll carry on with my support for Dortmund (Jr T's Godfather is a Dortmund local and long time fan, plus he's a Gooner when in the uk so I recipricate)

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#3713 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 02, 2012, 11:11:21 am

Pele playing for Santos against Wednesday in 1962. Kop was full that day!

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#3714 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 02, 2012, 05:14:40 pm

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#3715 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 04, 2012, 09:04:59 am
It's York City, or, er, "York City"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-16861685


York City's "only hope for survival" move into potential extension of Monk's Cross MegaCorpCenter® will "destroy city centre"

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#3716 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 04, 2012, 09:36:40 am
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Pele playing for Santos against Wednesday in 1962. Kop was full that day!

Wow

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#3717 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 06, 2012, 09:25:16 am
That average England manager is not apy the FA have made the right decision according to BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16899940

Do you know what Fabio why don't you just fuck off? Then maybe we can get a decent manager in who might play attractive attacking football?
I will say the same thing I say about town. I can accept losing at least if players put the effort in.
As I said before the world cup I will start watching england play when (regularly) when we get a new manager until then I have better things to do
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#3718 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 06, 2012, 09:51:01 am
On the radio this morning they mentioned he might be in breach of contract. It's all a fucking joke.

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#3719 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 06, 2012, 06:07:35 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16905818

Would the fact that the current Executive Director of the FA hasn't said anything of the sort indicate he might not be?

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#3720 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2012, 11:43:58 am
Onest 'Arry not guilty.  :???:

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#3721 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2012, 11:52:49 am
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Mandoric will be giving him a bonus of a new pack of crayons and colouring book for being not guilty?

Also Fabio is at wembley to meet David bernstein
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/16940933

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#3722 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2012, 11:55:09 am
The path now being smooth for Fabio to get the push and Onest 'Arry to be installed as England manager.

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#3724 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2012, 08:31:50 pm
Do you know what Fabio why don't you just fuck off?
Fabio quits

Should this be posted in YYFY Terry dropped as skipper and new Fabio is gone ... sad news is probably Stuart Pearce will be in charge for the Euro's

 

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