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#2225 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 07, 2011, 07:25:23 pm
Its been a fascinating weekend - most of the bottom half scored well and the top half poorly! Evens things up a bit!

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#2226 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 07, 2011, 07:29:39 pm
What a surprise RoyKeaneDole wheeled out for the obligatory "They've all gone soft" quote.  :yawn:

Back in your box you cunt.

And look how my boys are doing now he's fucked off.

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#2227 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 07, 2011, 07:31:38 pm
What a surprise RoyKeaneDole wheeled out for the obligatory "They've all gone soft" quote.  :yawn:

Back in your box you cunt.

And look how my boys are doing now he's fucked off.

Rather annoyingly being helped by Jimmy of Bullard... for whom we're still paying most of his weekly wages  >:(

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#2228 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 07, 2011, 07:38:57 pm
Don't worry , the honeymoon period won't last long.

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#2229 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 07, 2011, 07:42:13 pm
Don't worry , the honeymoon period won't last long.

Have local bar reciepts increased recently  ;)

and please look after his legs.. they're only ickle stick things and his knees are especially vulnerable... (I would add a smiley here - but sadly its all very very true!)

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#2230 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 07, 2011, 10:53:26 pm
I really want to nick that top spot back if only for a week  ;D Might be tricky judging by next weeks fixtures! I wonder how many casualties  there will be from midweek internationals  :-\

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#2231 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2011, 07:50:55 am
Scoring 100 points and not moving up one place must be some sort of record!  :furious:

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#2232 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2011, 03:49:41 pm
Talksport have just announced they've taken Gray and Keys as new presenters on its 10-1pm slot. As of Monday. Can't wait for the phone ins.

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#2233 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2011, 07:51:08 pm
Talksport have just announced they've taken Gray and Keys as new presenters on its 10-1pm slot. As of Monday. Can't wait for the phone ins.

Ah, they join the esteemed ranks of Stan Collymore (domestic abuse and dogging). All they need now for the full house is that swinging Jock MP who just got done for perjury...

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#2234 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 08, 2011, 07:54:13 pm
They are replacing Mike Parry, who has left the station, apparently 'cos they were joining.

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#2235 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 09, 2011, 09:53:37 am
Mike Parry is obvioulsy a knob but I'm never sure how much of it is real and how much is put on, seems like he at least has some integruity (although I'd say Keys and Gray are far from the most obnoxious people TalkShite have had fronting programs).

Hawksbe and Jacobs are brilliant in the afternoon, a real oasis and if you can ignore his previous Stan Collymore is possibly the best pundit around.

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#2236 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 09, 2011, 03:06:19 pm
Agree on all points. I switch o local radio from 10-1, and again at 4pm instead of listening to that cunt Durham.

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#2237 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 09, 2011, 08:57:59 pm
Kasper Schmeichel, the bloke who invented lego, Lars von Trier, Søren Kierkegaard, Ivan the Boneless, er, er, Scooby Doo, er, Danny Kaye - we're giving your boys one HELL of a beating

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#2238 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 10, 2011, 12:26:16 am
Kasper Schmeichel, the bloke who invented lego, Lars von Trier, Søren Kierkegaard, Ivan the Boneless, er, er, Scooby Doo, er, Danny Kaye - we're giving your boys one HELL of a beating

Come on aLICE don't you know the most famous Dane of all time is Great, closley followed by The Little Mermaid and then King CaNUTe

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#2239 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 09:58:06 am
Cracking interview with the genius Xavi:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/11/xavi-barcelona-spain-interview

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The result is an impostor in football

Brilliant stuff.

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#2240 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 10:30:05 am
West Brom have appointed Hodgson as manager.

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#2241 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 10:41:51 am
Not sure their fans will like that, they like to see the ball passed around (they're so like barcalona)

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#2242 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 10:53:10 am
And if you can't win away in the PL

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1 - Roy Hodgson has won just one of his last 28 away games as a Premier League coach. Stugeron.

you're relying on home games with West Ham, Wolves, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, villa & Everton.

That's going to make it very very hard to stay up when only goal difference is keeping you out of the relegation zone.

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#2243 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 10:56:36 am
It's going to be another game of "who's the shittest" right to the wire!  ;)

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#2244 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 06:35:50 pm
Come on aLICE don't you know the most famous Dane of all time is Great, closley followed by The Little Mermaid and then King CaNUTe

Kasper Schmeichel, the bloke who invented lego, Lars von Trier, Søren Kierkegaard, Ivan the Boneless, er, er, Scooby Doo, er, Danny Kaye - we're giving your boys one HELL of a beating


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#2245 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 11, 2011, 06:40:06 pm
It's going to be another game of "who's the shittest" right to the wire!  ;)

Much like last season (speaking from experience...)

At least no-ones signed up Iain Dowie...

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#2246 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 12, 2011, 08:03:11 am
Derby day :bounce:  :wall: :'( :alky: :great:

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#2247 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 12, 2011, 11:37:55 am
Apologies for posting  a “private, non-football matter” on a football matter-related thread…


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8459969.stm

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#2248 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 12, 2011, 08:28:51 pm
And just another normal Saturday afternoon in Scottish "Junior" football…

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/national/mounted_police_tackle_fans_on_pitch_1_3075362

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#2249 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
February 14, 2011, 11:19:14 am
Ronaldo (the proper one) has announced his retirement at 34.

He was rather good:



His cheeky toe poke against Turkey in the 2002 semi (05:50) is still one of my favourite goals ever.

 

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