Sorry you are not important enoughThe league 1 and 2 play off final has been moved to old trafford. Fucking great ... your once in a life time oppertunity to get to wembley to see your team play there. oh by the way your not important enough to play there. They decided to play the champions league final on a saturday instead of a wednesday (as it has been for years) so we have decided you can play at old trafford.
I'd be glad to not go back to the new wembley.....Each time it cost me a fortune, and had a shit night out afterwards.Old Trafford may be home to the scum, but it's a decent stadium that you can get out of without queing for two hours for the tube up Wembley way.
Plus if you really hate ManU, you can always take a big dump on the floor and 'ahem' leave your mark
you can always take a big dump on the floor and 'ahem' leave your mark
ANDY GRAY. In future, remember that understanding employment conduct rules is probably more important than the offside rule