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Demise of the Scum and old red nose, fucking top I say.  Been waiting for this for years.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




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15:00 on the clock
3:0 on the board
man am I enjoying this
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GET SAMWAYS ON REDKNAPP!!

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15:00 on the clock
3:0 on the board
man am I enjoying this
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Future England manager at work dont you know! Unless you want Woy in charge...

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At least Bale's awake!

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At least Bale's awake!

He probably heard your last post!  :)

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 :great:

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Doping starts to creep into football  :P

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Today's WHAT THE FUCK?! headline comes from The Metro:

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/844695-robert-pires-set-to-swap-arsenal-for-crawley-town

Fucking ell, whats all that about, I'm sure he could get a game at Wigan or somewhere. Maybe he needs to grow his goatee again.

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Today's WHAT THE FUCK?! headline comes from The Metro:

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/844695-robert-pires-set-to-swap-arsenal-for-crawley-town

Ahh, Steve Evans back in the headlines. A knob of the very highest order. http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8698

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Interesting piece, I didn't know the full extent of his cuntish credentials.

With yet more bad news about Gazza today this is worth reading:

http://inbedwithmaradona.com/facing-up-to-gazzas-death/

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Rooney just signed a new 5 year contract with Man United.

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Can't wait to hear all the fans who said he's past it now back peddeling

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Bbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  :'(

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Quote from: Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand on Twitter
It was never in doubt in my mind tweeps, wazza is Man utd through and through

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As a complete cunt he certainly embodies the spirit of the club for me. Presumably that's what Ferdinand means.

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Has he had to do this just so he can play for them again this season/year?

Signs a new deal, fans come back on board, speculation stops, plays out the season, transfer window comes around and off he goes to Chelsea.  Shrek gets to play, Utd get full price for him, Coleen gets a move to London - everyone's happy.

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Quite possibly. Just because he's signed a contract it certainly doesn't mean he's staying. Just that his value's been increased.

http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=9584

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Aye - giving him an extended contract on doubled wage might just be ManU ensuring that, if he does still want to leave in the summer, they get more compensation. 

Its similar to how many footballer's contracts these days are heavily weighted with massive wages at the end.  For example, supposedly Ronaldo's salary at Real Madrid ramps up from a relatively "low" level to something enormous in the final year - with the £/wk figure generally quoted just being an average that  assumes he stays for the duration.   It's because clubs know footballers will probably leave after a couple of years, regardless of what they've signed, but if the contract has huge wages for the final years then the buying club will have to pay more compensation to buyout that period.

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Apparently Portsmouth is going to go out of business in the next few days unless a buyer is found.

 

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