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Hull could do worse.... (surely they're not going to keep Dowie?)

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What to complete Hart's tour of the worst financially managed clubs in the league?  :lol:

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He's certainly found himself a bit of a niche in the market.

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Liverpool for Paul Hart.  If they dont finish at least above villa (come on lads) they will have big financial problems.  Every place is millions,

Wrong actually only £761,000 per place

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Doesn't it go:

Rafa to Juve
O Neil to Liverpool
Hart to villa

In My Dreams....



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Doesn't it go:

Rafa to Juve
O Neil to Liverpool
Hart to villa

In My Dreams....

Git!! I hadn't thought of that!!  MoN Going to liverpool, mmm.  Arrrgghh, It seems so plausible. 

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Never mind all that nonsense, what about League One permutations?

If Leeds win they get automatic promotion.  If Leeds lose and Milwall or Charlton (who are playing each other  :)) win then the latter gets automatic promotion.   If Leeds draw and Millwall and Charlton draw Leeds go up.  If Leeds lose and Millwall and Charlton draw 0-0 then Leeds go up on goal difference.  Easy so far.

If Leeds lose, and don't score, and Millwall and Charlton draw 1-1 then Leeds and Millwall have the same points and goal difference.  Do I remember correctly that it then goes to goals scored?  Both Leeds and Millwall would both have the same goals scored too so then what happens?

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According to Wikipedia it'd be a playoff:

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The teams are ranked in the league table by points gained, then goal difference and then goals scored. In the event that two or more teams finish the season equal in all these respects, teams are separated by alphabetical order, unless a promotion, relegation or play-off place (see below) is at stake, when the teams are separated by a playoff game.

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Its Millwall and Swindon who are playing each other.
Charlton are away at Oldham.
Norton I'm afraid you'll need to retype that all again.
Cos in your calcs if you substitute Charlton with Swindon and Charlton win they they go up .....

Please show working out in future

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I'm somewhat surprised that you had to use Wiki for that Jasper  :o

Saturday is not going to be fun unless of course we thrash Bristol Rovers.  Just tried to buy tickets and they are all sold which means a Leeds' fans attendance of about 38,000

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 :-[

It's all about Millwall init

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Good to see that there's at least one referee prepared to clamp down on cheating.

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/football/news/article/-/7182381/dying-footballer-booked-diving


Never mind "who's the bastard in the black?", "cunt" would be a more appropriate word.

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Sadly I'm not going to be here to pick over the end of season FFL bones next week. 

Thanks to everyone who played, it's been a good close fight, look forward to doing it all again next season maybe with some manager of the month prizes, etc to keep a bit of interest going.

And if anyone's up for an end of season drink as was mooted a while back count me in.


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Has this marvellous bit of ultimately futile optimism been mentioned yet?  :lol:  :lol:

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I saw that this morning and thought he could have saved himself a few quid by just having a simple "Moron" tattooed across his forehead.

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I saw that this morning and thought he could have saved himself a few quid by just having a simple "Moron" tattooed across his forehead.


Nah.

It would need to read "NOROM"…



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Last game at Saltergate. 00:30 Best pitch invasion ever?


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Terry - Cunt
Lampard - Wanker
Drogba - Twat
Ballack - Cock
Essien - Nasty Bastard
Carvalho - Dirty Cheating Fucker
Anelka - Sulking Self Obsessed Tit
A. Cole - Nuff Said

That's just off the top of my head.


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 :lol:

I'd forgotten about those people on the train.

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And lest we forget.


25 years ago today.

"They couldn't get out because of the doors being locked"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8668479.stm



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:lol:

I'd forgotten about those people on the train.

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