[nai]

Who does he play for?   

I was only wondering the other day what happened to this story

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/7151797/Avram-Grant-Premier-League-bosss-brothel-visit.html

[Jaspersharpe]

What I'd like to know is, is Cashley on the list of Chelsea players this French bird has shagged? 

[tomtom]

Who does he play for?   

I was only wondering the other day what happened to this story

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/7151797/Avram-Grant-Premier-League-bosss-brothel-visit.html

"Asked if he knew it was a brothel, the former Chelsea manager smiled and said: “Yes".

He refused to say what he had been doing there and climbed into a chauffeur-driven car. "

Good way to deal with the gutter press.. 

[nai]

Thought I was reading the Mash when I saw this:

The wife of Avram Grant, the Portsmouth FC manager, laid the blame for his visit to a brothel at the hands of his "crappy" football club yesterday

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/7163527/Managing-Portsmouth-drives-Avram-to-massages-says-wife.html

[tomtom]

Thought I was reading the Mash when I saw this:

The wife of Avram Grant, the Portsmouth FC manager, laid the blame for his visit to a brothel at the hands of his "crappy" football club yesterday

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/7163527/Managing-Portsmouth-drives-Avram-to-massages-says-wife.html

Mr & Mrs Grant sound like they'd be interesting company for the 'dinner party guest' thread...

"Mrs Grant, who has two children by the former Chelsea manager, became a hit on Israeli TV with her early morning show Milkshake, characterised by stunts such as her sitting in a bath of spaghetti and tomato sauce, and allowing a sado-masochist to spank her. She was later given her own chat show, Who's Afraid of Tzofit Grant?"

"He's the manager of Portsmouth. Do you know how tough that is? He's a great manager stuck in a crappy team. He works so hard, he needs two massages a day, and from two women, not one."  ...... ayyyyeeeee... 

MrsTT does not have the same logic.. 

[Jaspersharpe]

"Stressful day darling? Why don't you nip down to the brothel."

[nai]

Don't have a mouthful of coffee when you read the last paragraph

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/avram-grant-congratulated-on-fantastic-wife-201002052444/

[tomtom]

A good result for Brum Nai... (and for us too  )

[Dr T]

2:0
arse
 

[nai]

A good result for Brum Nai... (and for us too  )

Happy to help....  Great result as we we posed no threat until McLeish made his changes.  37 points now, would have been enough to stay up last season, just hope Pompey see the season out or we'll lose a few.

Great result for Hull too, did you expect 4 points from matches against City & Chelsea?

[tomtom]

Nope, zero points... Since we drew away at Bolton in early dec, our its been ManU home & Away, Spurs away, Chelsea home and Wolves home. I reconed 3 points from Wolves... so 5 from all those games is great.
I think 35 points is probably going to be enough this year - so we only need another 11!

The good thing is we've got Manu, CHelseki, ManCity & Spurs home and away fixtures over and done with...

Keeping a wary eye on a European place?

[nai]

Keeping a wary eye on a European place?

Reckon those places are all sown up, can't see spurs, villa or city imploding and everton are coming strong.  Top half would be nice but so many teams in this situation just fall away so I'm not expecting anything, maybe McLeish's drive and the experience of Carr, Bowyer, Ferguson, etc will keep the team focused to push on, we'll see.  Difficult run coming up though, five of our next six are away from  home.

[Jaspersharpe]

Can I just say, Cashley........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 

It might be bad news for England but I think we can cope without the cunt and the fact that if he misses the WC then I wont have to look at his smug face all summer is good news in my book.

On the same day that yet more revelations about his squalid private life come out...........

Sometimes people do get what they deserve.

[Richie Crouch]

Will make the title race more entertaining although now I need a reliable defender to come in and score some points on the same regular basis 

I really hope the Gunners can go on a run now and overtake the scum and chelski (we would probably require Rooney to get injured then though which wouldn't be good for the wc  )

[Jaspersharpe]

Our FF league is getting increasingly like the real Premier League. Two teams scrapping it out at the top, a third who technically could catch them but probably wont (and whose third place is not totally secure) and an almighty fight on for the 4th Champions League spot.

[Richie Crouch]

Oh no! That would make Ian the chelski and me the scum then 

At least you get to be the valiant gunners jasp 

[Jaspersharpe]

 

Another coincidence as I've always had at least two Arsenal players in my team, no scum and virtually no Chelski.

[nai]

Our FF league is getting increasingly like the real Premier League. Two teams scrapping it out at the top, a third who technically could catch them but probably wont (and whose third place is not totally secure) and an almighty fight on for the 4th Champions League spot.

Plus one team cast adrift at the bottom and a number involved in the relegation scrap.

And we seem to have lost a player, Pempoli have disappeared.  Maybe HMRC have wound them up?

It has been a year of freak results though and with the top three all having different strikers a biig haul one weekend could change everything.  I might be a sad bastard but i'm finiding it exciting at least.

[Jaspersharpe]

I'm just amazed I've managed to stay *MERSONISM ALERT* there or thereabouts thus far.

All my previous attempts at FF have been a disaster!

[tomtom]

Hey - last week I managed to get the highest week score for the first time!!
Altidore finding the onion sack for the first time...

The real competitions at the bottom 

[Jaspersharpe]

Didn't realise Monolith had tumbled so far! Sloper and Norton in serious danger of relegation too. Think you're safe tomtom. You have the mid table stability that Hull would love.

[tomtom]

Didn't realise Monolith had tumbled so far! Sloper and Norton in serious danger of relegation too. Think you're safe tomtom. You have the mid table stability that Hull would love.

 

[nai]

Monolith must have given up, still got Torres and cuddicini in as well as murphy (who?) who's on loan to ipswich. 

In fact the bottom three have all got Torres in.  Come on guys there's no parachute payment in this league.

[nai]

best use this one while I can:

Alex McLeish is having a drink with Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger and Rafa benitez.  McLeish gets them in first, next up Fergie buys the drinks, then Wenger and finally Benitez. 
Then McLeish goes to the bar again but returns with only a pint for himself. 
The other three demand to know what's going on? 
"This is the fifth round" he tells them, "and none of yous are in it".

[Richie Crouch]

Haha! I'm glad we are out of it really... meaning provided Stevie starts to play uninjured for the rest of the season, we may scrape 4th