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#550 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 09, 2009, 04:49:44 pm
Stephen Ireland's tasteful new motor


Quality - apparently he had his R8 done up with red and white trim and had so much pisstake from his team mates he changed it to white and blue... best quote of the article

"He's thought of absolutely everything. The other soccer Wags will be jealous for sure when they see Jess cruising around.'

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#551 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 09, 2009, 04:57:59 pm
The R8, £100k for the car, £10k to have it recoloured.



And his Ranger Rover. 




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#552 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 09, 2009, 05:13:26 pm
man, I havnt laughed out loud at a post like that for ages... have a wad - well really he deserves a wad for being such a grade 1 plonker.... QUALITY!

sorry, I cant stop chuckling - thats just plane stupid - why on earth  ;D ;D ;D

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#553 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 09, 2009, 05:25:04 pm
Yeah, I read that stuff a while back about him deciding to step his game up after the 8(?)-1 defeat at boro and thought he must be a sensible lad.  boy wa si wrong.

i like the way the publishers have blanked out the number plates, like there's any mistake that it's his car.


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#556 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 12, 2009, 02:58:29 pm
I wonder what the fuck is really going on there.

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#557 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 12, 2009, 11:06:16 pm
Just to say that all this football league stuff is all very fair and well but spare a thought for the minnows...the mighty Blyth Spartans travel to Salford City tomorrow night in a bid to qualify for the FA Cup.

Last year we got as far as round 3 before being knocked out a mere 1-0 to Blackburn Rovers, let's hope this year is similarly successful!



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#559 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 14, 2009, 03:21:59 pm


"Sven, ya-breakin' my balls here, Sven, ya breakin' my balls!"

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#560 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 14, 2009, 09:46:48 pm
You heard it here first - Beckham to Sunderland !!!

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#561 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 15, 2009, 12:09:46 am
You heard it here first - Beckham to Sunderland !!!

Not sure whether it is 6 pints of The Sheaf's finest or your announcement Graeme but I have just pissed myself...

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#562 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 15, 2009, 11:24:19 am
Steve Bruce was the pundit on ITV last night and there was so bull about whether becks would like it in the north east. Bruce reckoned Becks wouldn't be bothered but Posh would hate it

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#564 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 15, 2009, 01:44:11 pm
Hope this lad manages to beat his addictions: http://tinyurl.com/muuvjn Good article.

We've got him on trial and he's made a good start: http://bit.ly/GPQPa

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#565 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 15, 2009, 04:55:31 pm
i'm new around here... i saw this today and have not been this amused in a very long time

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/oct/15/diego-maradona-argentina-world-cup


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#566 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 15, 2009, 05:10:31 pm
In a Steve McLaren style I think it would have been better for Argentina to have failed to qualify for this tournament so they could have got rid of Maradona. From an England supporter's point of view, it's genius. Watching the meltdown unfold next summer could be truly hilarious.

It's true that they have qualified despite Diego rather than because of him. The crazy little fucker.

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#567 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 16, 2009, 09:16:56 am
There is no way that Maradona should be dismissed - he is a one man quote machine if the summary of his a post-match interview is even half true - can you imagine the havoc he is going to wreak in SA?

Tim Vickery's blog is always worth reading for a general view on football from South America.

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#568 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 16, 2009, 09:26:53 am
There is no way that Maradona should be dismissed - he is a one man quote machine if the summary of his a post-match interview is even half true - can you imagine the havoc he is going to wreak in SA?

Indeed. I can't wait.

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#569 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 17, 2009, 06:23:52 pm
Love this shot

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October 17, 2009, 06:31:44 pm

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#571 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 17, 2009, 06:39:50 pm
 :furious:

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#572 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 19, 2009, 01:41:29 pm
The real culprit unmasked!.......


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#573 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 19, 2009, 01:44:57 pm
It was similar to this.....

Michael Ball-oons messes up

.......also caused by home fans.

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#574 Re: Balls to Fiend (The Football Thread)
October 19, 2009, 07:40:12 pm
I found a photo of the beach ball during one of it's many appearances for LFC

http://www.home-and-gardenonline.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Jan-molby.jpg

 

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