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Yeah.

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mmmm football


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Soft pr0n lezza football - it's even more pathetic than watching Ipswich play - any chance of the two minutes of my life that I wasted watching that being returned?

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FIVE year contract! at the age of 34... no wonder he looks happy!!

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Did you hear him trying to justify the decision to go there? Hilarious. Why not just front it up and say "no other cunt would be stupid enough to offer me this sort of cash to play til I'm nearly 40! Ha ha! Kerching!". I'd have respect for that.

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Shocking. Dock em both points. If you get points off for going into administration surely this is worse....

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Did you hear him trying to justify the decision to go there? Hilarious. Why not just front it up and say "no other cunt would be stupid enough to offer me this sort of cash to play til I'm nearly 40! Ha ha! Kerching!". I'd have respect for that.

Quote from: Joleon Lescott
The way this club is moving on, I'm really looking forward to being a part of that

Quote from: Sol Campbell
This club have got great ambition and I want to be a part of it

Did they compare notes before they went in to their press conferences?  

Both got five year deals, Campbell on £40k a week is a measly £10million contract, Lescott's double or tripled his wage apparently so must be on >£100k.  But it's all about ambition....

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Shocking. Dock em both points. If you get points off for going into administration surely this is worse....

I'd rather chuck them out of all cup competitions for three years. I think it would be difficult punishing an incident in the Cup by deducting points in the league! Especially when the result for West Ham (i.e. relegation from the premier league) could be far worse than that for Millwall!
« Last Edit: August 26, 2009, 10:15:45 am by tomrix »

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You couldn't make it up.

Thats f*cking classic! And I thought PA's at the KC were 2nd rate!!

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Shocking. Dock em both points. If you get points off for going into administration surely this is worse....

Chav Britain on a night out.

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Some funny pics here from the Grauniads make your own photoshop cartoon about a footy issue pages here - this week its about the European Super League..

But in particular this image caught my eye. Rafa looks like a sleazy smacked out oligarch about to recieve a blow job from a 16 year old hooker...  ;)


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After Brighton's disastrous start to the season (three sendings off, one point, 12 goals conceded). It's nice to see that we have an easy fixture tomorrow evening which our travelling fans will be really looking forward to.

Millwall away.  :(

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Old but interesting article

But even so if I had a ticket I'd be bricking it.

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Old but interesting article

But even so if I had a ticket I'd be bricking it.


Didnt stop them doing this at the KC last year.....

My seat last year was 3 seats this side of the tunnel in the vid below. I deliberately missed this game..
50 odd people were arrested in the months after. All the Hull fans were given custodial sentences and bans, all the Millwall fans fines..  :shrug:  still alot of local bad feeling about this..


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Good Le Tiss interview here.

Spot on what he says about Hoddle. I cannot stand the cunt.

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Good Le Tiss interview here.

Spot on what he says about Hoddle. I cannot stand the cunt.

reminds me of this montage of top 10 goals from football's laziest - yet brilliant - striker:



think Somebody's Fool posted it originally somewhere a year or two ago.

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I'm sure there's still som "Le God for England" graffiti dotted around Southampton....

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Awesome goals.

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That second one is still one of the greatest goals ever imo.

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This was the greatest goal EVER and is followed by the greatest save EVER. I am sure Norton will thank me for posting this  ;D






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Ha ha ha Hull about to sign Paul McShane - you will regret it!!!

 

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