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But the real question to be asked is which one of us was offered a good old fashioned teabagging by a very well known male climber? (Hint, it wasn't me)

And why?

Does it have anything to do with your earlier post?

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But my chatting to Helena was not the reason that Tomas 'The Machine' Mrazek lost it but I will let Grimer tell that story

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Are you suggesting that Tomas 'The Machine' Marezek would offer Grimer a teabagging?

I'd go into hiding. Now. Your life could be in jeopardy.

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I'm unclear as to what exactly is "on offer" Does one offer the use of the mouth, as a recepticle, or of the sack, for dunkage? Ie, is it preferable to be on the receiving end of such an offer, or to strike early and get in with first dibs yourself?  :shrug:

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I think Ondra may have meant something slightly different, Graeme translated it as "call me Harry Potter again, Grimer, and I'll shove my balls in your mouth"

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Hubba hubba.

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Well saved.

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Hubba hubba.

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

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Guns to be proud off too.  :thumbsup:

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YYFY!


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Hmmmmm.

JCB Wheelnuts

Teachers chalk

Chapel Hatpegs

Pygmys cocks.

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lets have an old classic, bring it back to standards

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Could do with a nourishing meal. Plus one pic has freaky bicep.

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Is that Brittany? She's not as thin as she looks there.

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Is that Brittany? She's not as thin as she looks there.

No its Mayan Smith from NZ. Its what happens when you are pretty much constantly living the dream!

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She's got some guns on her! Heres a couple of shots a mate took of her visit to the Blueys:



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Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass 

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Looking at the rest of the gallery, yes, she is. MIAOW ;)

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Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:

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To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:
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I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:
You don't have to be pretty sure. I've already looked at the gallery and told you  ::)

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and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

It's a pretty wee head though.

 

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