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Old School Adverts (Read 14841 times)

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Old School Adverts
November 19, 2008, 11:36:18 pm
Old adverts.  Who can forget.....

Charlie says


Clunk Click


Green Cross Code





Irn Bru





Hamlet




PS  i ain't that old.

Any other favourites?

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#1 Re: Old School Adverts
November 19, 2008, 11:39:33 pm
Just for Magpie.....

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#2 Re: Old School Adverts
November 19, 2008, 11:46:38 pm
It's because I've not granted you permission.

Your topic is not offensive enough; it's downright pedestrian, you wanker.

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#3 Re: Old School Adverts
November 19, 2008, 11:50:15 pm
Err, ahem...

hOUdinI, the little butt fucking cunt, wants to know more about adverts from years ago so he can wank off over jingle jangle Jimmy.



That better?

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#4 Re: Old School Adverts
November 19, 2008, 11:53:59 pm
Mashin' it up in a Smash stylee


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#5 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 12:00:02 am
Fuck I forgot Smash.  But you need the "ha ha, look at them mashing... etc" stuff

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#6 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 12:05:59 am

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#7 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 12:10:29 am
That reminds me of the Vickers Bar:


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#8 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 09:12:34 am
Michael Portillo's teeth at 0.22

1961


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#9 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 09:16:57 am

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#10 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 10:09:03 am


Oh God! That's clearly Stallioni!
<leers> See yer gerls <leers>

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#11 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 02:20:38 pm
Just for Magpie.....
If only I had half his skillz  ;D


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#12 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 04:54:16 pm
Was this thread my fault due to the barrage of Irn bru adverts I sent you?

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#13 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 10:54:32 pm
Monster fuckin' Munch


PS- Partly, Andi, I was also coincidentally sending Savilles to Mr At Work.


EDIT:  Why won't these embed?

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#14 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 10:58:07 pm
Colgate


Coco Pops

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#15 Re: Old School Adverts
November 20, 2008, 11:14:18 pm
What's up with video embedding at the mo?

Some of them show up as links, others show as embedded. All look fine in preview. Is it just my system that does this?

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#16 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 08:15:27 am
Does anyone remember the old BT Phonecard ad with the fit bird getting out the sea in a swimsuit and walking to a phonebox with just the phonecard. I recall "enjoying" it in my youth.

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#17 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 08:25:59 am

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#18 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 12:43:29 pm
Quatro was quailty.

How about........



TRIIIIIIOOOOO!!!


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#19 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 12:47:44 pm
Look, look. It's that beardy cunt Edmonds advertising a selection of shit Austin Rover cars including one of the worst of all time, the MG Maestro! Check the total lie of a slogan at the end. No wonder they went bust.

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#20 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 01:03:45 pm
Genius




Oh and this isn't an advert but I felt it needed reposting what with all the talk of Sir Jimmy of Jangle.....


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#21 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 07:48:16 pm
Club, shit ad, catchy song :lol:


Weetabix.   :-\


Tampax- time stands still once a month thigies.  I preferred the RDJ remix.


I ain't even gonna look for BodyForm, that song does my fruit in.

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#22 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 11:25:16 pm
This is one of my favorite ads of all time, amazed it always gets missed off those '100 best ads' lists. It was really clever and years ahead of its time for an ad, even if it was rather 'borrowed' from Blazing Saddles.

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#23 Re: Old School Adverts
November 21, 2008, 11:28:29 pm
Good effort, I was looking for these.  There's also one that invlves a love scene in a garden etc etc.
Fucking class

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#24 Re: Old School Adverts
November 22, 2008, 12:46:31 am

 

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