[tlr]

Seeing as the weather is nice and frosty, and the grit will be stickier than a nightclub floor at 3am in freshers week, lets have your favourite problems that use the loveliest and least likely slopers. Extra points for more esoteric stuff, and even more points for ones which would be good for headtorching (ie. low, safe, good landing).

I'll open with A Case of Mistaken Identity at Apparent North. Did this the other night and it was brilliant. Good slopey holds and no heel/toe locks either.

And of course most of the Secret Garden, but especially Zaf's as those holds seem pretty unlikely at first.

[Kingy]

I'd have to go for Blind Fig and Shit via the Hard Grit sequence (I don't care if this is harder than the mantel method cos I can't do it this way!)  Lovely conditions dependent moves that feel a ton easier in decent nick!

[Jim]

I'll second blind fig and a great headtorch spot.
What is mistaken identity at apparent north?

[fatneck]

Having just returned from a Devon holiday I'd have to put forward The Sloper Traverse at Bonehill Rocks on t' Moor.

Quality...

[Stef]

the good sloppers are in Font guys, no where else !!!!

[Krank]

Sloper on Sly Arete at the newstones, greatest sloper ever. mmmmmmmmmmmm slappy

[SA Chris]

the good sloppers are in Font guys, no where else !!!!

Is "sloppers" local verncular for the roadside hookers?

[andy_e]

Horn left arete without a shadow of a doubt.

[tomtom]

the good sloppers are in Font guys, no where else !!!!

Is "sloppers" local verncular for the roadside hookers?

Just put on an 'allo 'allo accent and it works fine...

[SA Chris]

precisely.

[Rice Boy]

Sloper on Sly Arete at the newstones, greatest sloper ever. mmmmmmmmmmmm slappy

I'd second that. Pure class.

[surfchimpster]

Horn left @ caley is one of the best as is sloper patrol ..oh and pine tree arete

[tlr]

I'll second blind fig and a great headtorch spot.
What is mistaken identity at apparent north?

Its the traverse of the lip of the hanging slab below the edge at the left hand side. Climbs really well I thought, very sequency if you're as week as me.

[Zods Beard]

I'll second blind fig and a great headtorch spot.
What is mistaken identity at apparent north?

Its the traverse of the lip of the hanging slab below the edge at the left hand side. Climbs really well I thought, very sequency if you're as week as me.

I can remember you trying this on a stinking hot day Jim.

[cofe]

it's a fucking good problem. good work tim.

[ian h]

Chez arete  , sloping beauty , mojo all at high rocks + also hanging that sloper on final destination also at high rocks .

[slackline]

Thumbing your Father 

[north_country_boy]

Blind Fig and Shit are brilliant when in good nick, Blind Fig is the best problem at Burbage North....and an Elimnate! 

[Bonjoy]

What the hell, at the risk of banging a well banged drum, my favourite sloper probs are Lowrider and My Buddy the Apple.

[cofe]

What the hell, at the risk of punching a well punched clown, my favourite sloper probs are Lowrider and My Buddy the Apple.

easy tiger.

[Bonjoy]

Easy Tiger  , I don't know that one. Is it at Gorple?

[Plattsy]

Following Slackers.

Scotch, scotch, scotch, I love scotch 

[St Hubbins]

The sloper on the arete of the cave at robin hoods stride is quite delicious. Those blobs underneath are pretty tasty too.

[philo]

Lager Lager Lager? am i wrong in thinking its slopey?
i remember it being an amazing problem

[Duma]

Moby Dick at Cuisiniere, felt very unlikely at first.