[Duma]

jesus fucking christ. I mean we all knew it was happening, but having it laid out in black and white is pretty amazing. How the fuck has this little toad not resigned?

[tomtom]

The final straw for me was him planning to mine meteors.

Could be some interesting field work there Tomtom?

😳😄😄😄😂😨😰😲😱😠😡😡👿

He looks at them and absorbs all the neutroniuminium (c) into his body that he then pisses out as liquid gold.
Alchemy as well as asteroid violation.

In his spare time James likes clubbing (seals).

[JamieG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17836846

What an absolute arsehole this man is! I wish he would just fuck off out of scotland (even if his mother is from Lewis) and go back to America Apprentice.

[Stubbs]

Has anyone made a joke about Adam Smith's invisible hand yet?

[JamieG]

Is that what keeps the comb over in place? ;-)

[andy_e]

I tried to create a highly convoluted and terrible pun involving "Trump" and "wind power" but it just got too contrived so I sacked it off.

[tomtom]

Hopefully it'll be a breeze to blow away Trumps ideas... they dont seem to have much direction or force.

[tomtom]

Not wanting to be swept away with the Trump story..

How the feck is Hunt managing to hang onto his job... SHIRLEY if he was in charge of the dept where there was the leaking - sorry direct communication of info about relevant future govt anouncements on the issue he has to go.
Anyway, looks like the Grauniad has dug up another smoking gun with a Jaunt in 2009 to have a chat with Newscorp folk in New York...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/25/jeremy-hunt-news-corp-bskyb

Very clever play by the Murdochs on this - shift all the shit onto the Govt...

[slackline]

Very clever play by the Murdochs on this - shift all the shit onto the Govt...

The government are meant to be above back-handers, so it doesn't really matter who was offering it Murdoch/NewsCorp/Phillip Green/some other fat-cat, they shouldn't have got involved.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Did we do Nadine Dorries?


Excellent comment on Darlo's board:

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19153&p=238315&hilit=dorries#p238315

Nadine Dorries is a religious nutter, who is trying to shape policy to suit her own intolerant brand of christianity. Her opinion is worthless.
Except when she says something I agree with.

[Jaspersharpe]

 

Pretty much exactly what I thought when I heard that story!

[slackline]

I used to detest having to wash my mouth out with soap, seems like its much more 'fun' these days. 

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Good job it's an unmanned mission, is'nt it?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11181567

Nasa is aiming to get closer to the Sun than ever before, with plans to plunge a car-sized unmanned spacecraft into the star's outer atmosphere.

Scientists hope to launch the Solar Probe Plus (SPP) sometime before 2018

Because these boys and girls just aren't around to help if it all goes wrong…

[tomtom]

Why Biggles gets paid quite a bit... (when they can't use the computer...) some good skills here!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17863501

[Jaspersharpe]

Why Biggles gets paid quite a bit... (when they can't use the computer...) some good skills here!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17863501

Shitting hell. 

[Oldmanmatt]

Why Biggles gets paid quite a bit... (when they can't use the computer...) some good skills here!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17863501

Ouch! 😱

[tomtom]

The tank slapper on the first one was well held! #3 was mr (or mrs) smooth..

[lukeh]

Hopefully I haven't missed this being posted elsewhere.

Apparently we have better cycle safety than the Netherlands...

http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/minister-for-road-safety-loses-his-marbles-live-on-parliamentary-tv

I can't tell if it is genuine stupidity, or if they are really just so up themselves that the think no-one will notice. I'm not sure which I'd prefer either, stupid politician, evil politician...

[slackline]

Yes, well if you hadn't fiddled the books you wouldn't be in this situation now would you?  Convict her in absentia   

[lagerstarfish]

Hopefully I haven't missed this being posted elsewhere.

Apparently we have better cycle safety than the Netherlands...

http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/minister-for-road-safety-loses-his-marbles-live-on-parliamentary-tv

I can't tell if it is genuine stupidity, or if they are really just so up themselves that the think no-one will notice. I'm not sure which I'd prefer either, stupid politician, evil politician...

all that mariage-yoo-arna must be putting dutch taxi drivers off their aim - they only kill half as many per mile as ours do

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/897439-firm-hires-7-people-who-dont-turn-up-because-its-wet-and-theyre-tired

The car sales firm has blamed the benefits system for giving too little motivation to take up paid work.

Oh yeah?


How exactly is "the benefits system" to blame for you not paying people a decent living wage, you piss-faced smugulent little four-eyed cunt?



Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/897439-firm-hires-7-people-who-dont-turn-up-because-its-wet-and-theyre-tired#ixzz1tGNX6xqn

[fried]

20 quid a week for a trial, they want to put him against a wall.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Why is it, when you read stuff like this you always have a silent "hurrah"?

Is it because the arrogant and allegedly powerful can't impose their capricious whim upon others by closing land access - open access being something that should generally be supported as a matter of principle?

Or is it because of the principals involved it's a question of




http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-17867454

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Yes, well if you hadn't fiddled the books you wouldn't be in this situation now would you?  Convict her in absentia   

Yes. Quite right.

Don't bother with all this "before a jury of your peers" bollocks.

Just convict the bitch and then hold the trial.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Bill Shorten - ralian workplace relations minster

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2012/apr/27/bill-shorten-loyal-politician-australian


[In case you wanted to know what it was Julia Gillard did say, it was, "I am a hyocrite"

http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/gillards-hipocrisy-on-the-presumption-of-innocence/