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tomtom · September 03, 2011, 08:38:06 am

Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 03, 2011, 08:20:19 am

(But weren't all the moon landings faked anyway?)

I have Lord Lucan living in the cellar. He's aged really well all things considered..

Oldmanmatt · September 03, 2011, 09:40:51 am

Quote from: tomtom on September 03, 2011, 08:38:06 am

Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 03, 2011, 08:20:19 am
(But weren't all the moon landings faked anyway?)

I have Lord Lucan living in the cellar. He's aged really well all things considered..

Can't have!!
I saw him buying a fish supper in the local chippy, from a guy who calls hinself "The king", while riding a horse called Sugar lump (or something similar, didn't quite catch what he said). And I swear Gaddafi was waiting in the car outside...

tomtom · September 03, 2011, 09:58:13 am

Naa, Gadaffi's doing some tiling for Jasper.. it could be a bloated out Michael Jackson instead?

tommytwotone · September 05, 2011, 01:22:41 pm

Human beings in "poor grasp of relative risk" shocker:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/05/september-11-road-deaths

superfurrymonkey · September 05, 2011, 09:55:49 pm

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/2011/09/05/man-charged-over-vehicle-found-on-snowdon-55578-29367033/

slackline · September 06, 2011, 11:17:44 am

Quote from: superfurrymonkey on September 05, 2011, 09:55:49 pm

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/2011/09/05/man-charged-over-vehicle-found-on-snowdon-55578-29367033/

Impulsive apparently

But not the first time its been tried

superfurrymonkey · September 06, 2011, 12:16:14 pm

Impulsively made a list of 50 things to do before I die and then went and did one of them. Big

robertostallioni · September 06, 2011, 03:06:06 pm

Quote from: superfurrymonkey on September 06, 2011, 12:16:14 pm

Impulsively made a list of 50 things to do before I die and then went and did one of them. Big

Having a big

made your bucket list?

37. Breathe
42. Eat
47. Blink
50. Big wank.

oh, ok. I'm back up to speed now.

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB · September 06, 2011, 03:37:35 pm

DON'T MENTION THE IMMIGRANTS!

(I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it)

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB · September 06, 2011, 03:43:43 pm

You know how they used to do those heartwarming "an finally" tales on "News at Ten"?

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html

grumpycrumpy · September 06, 2011, 03:51:10 pm

Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 06, 2011, 03:43:43 pm

You know how they used to do those heartwarming "an finally" tales on "News at Ten"?

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html

Aaaaah

....... the eyes , the eyes .......

Oldmanmatt · September 06, 2011, 04:01:29 pm

It's all a bit "Deliverance" ain' it...

superfurrymonkey · September 06, 2011, 04:12:12 pm

Nah big

is No.1. I've been stuck on No.1 since puberty! This is why I have not climbed anything harder than V10

fried · September 06, 2011, 05:06:36 pm

Quote from: grumpycrumpy on September 06, 2011, 03:51:10 pm

Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 06, 2011, 03:43:43 pm
You know how they used to do those heartwarming "an finally" tales on "News at Ten"?

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html

Aaaaah ....... the eyes , the eyes .......

That picture of the sordid lift is brilliant.

slackline · September 07, 2011, 12:00:20 pm

chris05 · September 07, 2011, 12:10:42 pm

Thats

and

at the same time

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB · September 07, 2011, 03:24:47 pm

News from 10 years ago.

Remind me again, what's Liam Fox's role in the Cabinet and job in government?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/1134042.stm

PS. Guess which way he voted at this division?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14817816

Jaspersharpe · September 07, 2011, 04:01:05 pm

Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 07, 2011, 03:24:47 pm

Remind me again, what's Liam Fox's role in the Cabinet and job in government?

He's Secretary of State for Justification of Defence Cuts isn't he?

Oldmanmatt · September 07, 2011, 05:50:11 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 07, 2011, 04:01:05 pm

Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 07, 2011, 03:24:47 pm

Remind me again, what's Liam Fox's role in the Cabinet and job in government?

He's Secretary of State for Justification of Defence Cuts isn't he?

Oh Goody!

A religious nut in charge of the armed forces...

Fancy a Crusade anyone?

JamieG · September 07, 2011, 06:17:35 pm

Quote from: Oldmanmatt on September 07, 2011, 05:50:11 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 07, 2011, 04:01:05 pm
Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 07, 2011, 03:24:47 pm

Remind me again, what's Liam Fox's role in the Cabinet and job in government?

He's Secretary of State for Justification of Defence Cuts isn't he?

Oh Goody!

A religious nut in charge of the armed forces...

Fancy a Crusade anyone?

Hey hardly seems like a religious nut. From what I can gather, he is against abortion due to his faith, which is not unusual. And he's is charge of defence. Surely if he is pro life, he is going to find it hard to justify a 'crusade'.

It is as bad as saying. Oh he's muslim so he must be a terrorist.

slackline · September 07, 2011, 06:21:21 pm

Quote from: JamieG on September 07, 2011, 06:17:35 pm

Hey hardly seems like a religious nut. From what I can gather, he is against abortion due to his faith, which is not unusual. And he's is charge of defence. Surely if he is pro life, he is going to find it hard to justify a 'crusade'.

Haven't checked anything but if he's "pro-life" then he shouldn't have anything to do with "defence", let alone a "crusade".

JamieG · September 07, 2011, 06:23:17 pm

Quote from: slack---line on September 07, 2011, 06:21:21 pm

Quote from: JamieG on September 07, 2011, 06:17:35 pm
Hey hardly seems like a religious nut. From what I can gather, he is against abortion due to his faith, which is not unusual. And he's is charge of defence. Surely if he is pro life, he is going to find it hard to justify a 'crusade'.

Haven't checked anything but if he's "pro-life" then he shouldn't have anything to do with "defence", let alone a "crusade".

I suspect he is a hypocrite like the rest of us.

slackline · September 07, 2011, 09:28:04 pm

Quelle surprise!

SA Chris · September 08, 2011, 02:13:37 pm

http://www.news24.com/SciTech/News/Rhinos-fighting-back-with-own-muti-20110907

A good solution! Wish it did more than cause illness and convulsions though.

Oldmanmatt · September 08, 2011, 02:35:47 pm

Quote from: JamieG on September 07, 2011, 06:17:35 pm

Quote from: Oldmanmatt on September 07, 2011, 05:50:11 pm
Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 07, 2011, 04:01:05 pm
Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 07, 2011, 03:24:47 pm

Remind me again, what's Liam Fox's role in the Cabinet and job in government?

He's Secretary of State for Justification of Defence Cuts isn't he?

Oh Goody!

A religious nut in charge of the armed forces...

Fancy a Crusade anyone?

Hey hardly seems like a religious nut. From what I can gather, he is against abortion due to his faith, which is not unusual. And he's is charge of defence. Surely if he is pro life, he is going to find it hard to justify a 'crusade'.

It is as bad as saying. Oh he's muslim so he must be a terrorist.

OK, toes trod...

Was meant to be a quasi humorous and ironic comment...

Came across as a Queasy humourless and moronic comment...

Still...

Not much good history came out of mixing religion with politics.

Oh, and I became a pacifist the hard way...