[tomtom]

I wonder what Sloper's take is on this. 

Hang on, I'll just check his voicemail and see 

[Jaspersharpe]

Edmonson "I'm no grass! I'll sue you!":

[slackline]

Good fucking luck, its been all over twitter half of today!

[Jaspersharpe]

Hampstead Heath "Tsunami" could kill thousands.

Yeah I thought it was going to be a Daily Mash article too.....

[Will Hunt]

Ok ok. It's The Fail AGAIN but this time it's REALLY bad:

http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.com/2011/01/liz-jones-murder-disappointing-bars-and.html

This is priceless:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/is-lovely-liz-becoming-just-another-thumbnail-on-the-daily-mail-website?-201101173437/

[ChrisC]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/coulson-%27knew-he-was-going-to-resign%27-claims-guardian-201101213460/

Given the material then not the best the mash could have come up with.

[Jaspersharpe]

And from one total cunt........to another!

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=eye_tv&issue=1280

[tomtom]

And from one total cunt........to another!

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=eye_tv&issue=1280

  "By way of comparison, this is some 200,000 fewer than watch Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter on ITV2"

[Will Hunt]

Any Band of Brothers fans might be interested to know that Major Winters has died aged 92. A short interview with his biographer on the BBC website here:
BBC News - Today - Remembering 'selfless' Dick Winters

Unsurprisingly his biography is sold out on Amazon!

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Did we miss this one?

Three hearty cheers for the EDL say I!

By following the ancient tradition of masturbating over pictures of kids while smoking crack cocaine


http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2011/01/471527.html

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

And from one total cunt........to another!

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=eye_tv&issue=1280

  "By way of comparison, this is some 200,000 fewer than watch Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter on ITV2"

AOTA - have I mentioned GrumpyCrumpy and I have finished the Eye xword. Again. That's every one for about the last eight issues. (Except the Christmas one)

<smug>

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Did we miss this one?

Three hearty cheers for the EDL say I!

Defending English culture by following the ancient tradition of masturbating over pictures of kids while smoking crack cocaine


http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2011/01/471527.html

Edit to make it make sense

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Do you think it might actually be possible one day for the whole of Rothermere Towers to implode under its own odious self-righteous wrong-headed and utterly repellent rhetoric?

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2011/01/melanie-phillips-and-gay-agenda.html

[slackline]

Dumb Britons Abroad 

[butters]

Damn you slackers - was then about to post that under the strap line "Satanic Sat-Nav?" 

[slackline]

 

One lucky lady

[andy_e]

Hampstead Heath "Tsunami" could kill thousands.

Yeah I thought it was going to be a Daily Mash article too.....

Heath superintendent Simon Lee said:

[slackline]

Perhaps the NHS should consider providing this service for health and wellbeing 

[slackline]

Ignorance of the law isn't a defence for breaking it, but surely the law and its scope should be defined even if people choose to ignore it?

We do not publicly disclose our prosecution policy in relation to specific offences as to do so may allow offenders to adapt or restrict their behaviour to conduct which falls short of our prosecution threshold.

 

[slackline]

Ingenious method for energy saving at swimming pool.

[SA Chris]

Sounds like a dead good idea to me.

[Tris]

Express dope delivery 

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

For some odd reason; this story doesn't appear to be in the Daily Mail.

Funny. Muslims and Gays in the same sentence - you'd've thought it would be right up their street...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8289477/Three-men-in-court-charged-with-stirring-up-hatred-of-homosexuals.html

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Good job  only covers "talking about babies and holidays", eh?

And not. For example. Dicking about on the internet all the livelong fucking day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-12307749

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Express dope delivery 

Except that's a trebuchet, not a catapult

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12303784