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Throw the fucking book at him.

It would appear they didn't, at least he has the decency to pay it back.

[dave]

ONE TIME

[Mike Tyson]

He is up against some tough opposition Hey Micky, hey Micky!

[slackline]

ONE TIME

I wonder how many Haitian's tune into Larry King's CNN show, let alone actually have a TV and electricity to power it. 

[SA Chris]

All the earthquake 'fugees.

[slackline]

As if more evidence were needed to ban publications like The Daily Mail

[jfw]

gutted

[butters]

Selling a car on eBay? Make sure you include some good pictures - possibly NSFW if your boss is a severely repressed ninety year old spinster or something.

[Jaspersharpe]

That's class.

   

I cant delete it (wish I could) apologies ,I feel some what embarrassed.

Too right - that's an iPhone, isn't it? You should be bloody ashamed of yourself.

 

[slackline]

I wonder what happens if you click on the "Enlarge" button? 

[Jaspersharpe]

Is there a better journo out there at the moment than Marina? Consistently brilliant stuff recently from football to this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/aug/05/naomi-campbell-liberia-blood-diamonds?CMP=twt_gu

[Jaspersharpe]

Amusing story but please look at the pictures of those arrested:

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2010/aug/05/20-arrested-raids-las-vegas-sex-businesses/

[dave]

the attendant would try to up-sell the victims to a VIP area, using ambiguous language such as, “In the VIP, I can touch more places, particularly the ‘lower extremities,’

Ambiguous? I think its pretty clear she's talking about toes.

[dave]

mentals

[stevej]

Everyone's got aids

[SA Chris]

mentals

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation

Is a daft name to be honest. What's wrong with Eva Braun?

[slackline]

Taking the a piss

[superfurrymonkey]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/03/the-eva-mendes-sex-tape-v_n_668960.html 

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

mentals

Come on, be fair.

There are no flies on him.

Mr Campbell has said he believes the children were taken into care because of their names

[superfurrymonkey]

MI5 HEAD TOLD BLAIR IRAQ NO THREAT
Eric Margolis: Most US media ignoring explosive testimony by former MI5 head at Iraq inquiry!

http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=74&jumival=5453

[SA Chris]

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/1860330

Fuck that, I want my season of mellow frutifulness first.

[Drew]

They can't even get the three day forecast right, how the fuck are we meant to believe what they say on the long-term forecasts?

[SA Chris]

Word.

[superfurrymonkey]

I remember reading before last winter how a lack of solar activity might be linked to us having colder winters!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/04/100415080848.htm

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