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#2025 Re: Da News
May 25, 2010, 07:27:59 pm
« Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 07:42:07 pm by aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB »

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#2026 Re: Da News
May 25, 2010, 08:18:22 pm
There aren't half some bastards about on the t'interweb...

Too right.

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#2027 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 12:40:43 am
There aren't half some bastards about on the t'interweb...

Too right.

The perpetrator or the 65yr old woman who followed his activities for a year and a half on-line?  :-\  :shrug:

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#2029 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 11:47:05 am
That is indeed brilliant, fuck Warner and DRM.

This is surely wrong whilst he might not have been able to see the vehicle when it was pinned up against the front of the truck, there must have been a point just before this where he could have seen the car.  Fucking useless policing/court rulings.

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#2030 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 12:00:49 pm
thats crazy. like you say, unless that car was magically teleported onto his front bumper then he should have known it was there.

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#2031 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 12:40:05 pm
Start them young and all that.....


Smoke and a pancake....
« Last Edit: May 26, 2010, 01:10:42 pm by Golt »

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#2032 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 12:54:23 pm
Retarded wanker.

Quote from: reporter talking about a knob-brained fuckwit
He said that he wanted the views of creationists - the concept of God creating the universe in contrast to the scientific theory of evolution - to be represented in the exhibitions.

FUCK OFF.  :rtfm:

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#2033 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 01:07:18 pm
Retarded wanker.

Quote from: reporter talking about a knob-brained fuckwit
He said that he wanted the views of creationists - the concept of God creating the universe in contrast to the scientific theory of evolution - to be represented in the exhibitions.

FUCK OFF.  :rtfm:

 :agree: Museums are for science or human history, churches are for cult worshippers.


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#2035 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 04:04:23 pm
Albarn's not really in the same league is he:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8706700.stm

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#2036 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 05:03:55 pm
Why doesn't Eavis just bite the bullet and put his hand in his pocket, and hire Sumner…
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#2037 Re: Da News
May 26, 2010, 05:26:13 pm
Start them young and all that.....


Smoke and a pancake....


Everything you ever need to know about your super-soaraway Sun.

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2009/02/sun-has-paid-out-30000-to-muslim-bus.html

(nb. I know it's over a year old, but it still holds true)




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#2038 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 08:58:27 am
Its not really da-news but dont know where else to put it...  :shrug:

It appears that Frij (the milkshake makers) have discovered a new sort of dietary specialism...



Does that make Stubbsy a veganablist?

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#2039 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 09:10:29 am
Start them young and all that.....


Smoke and a pancake....


Everything you ever need to know about your super-soaraway Sun.

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2009/02/sun-has-paid-out-30000-to-muslim-bus.html

(nb. I know it's over a year old, but it still holds true)





Its frankly amazing that anyone buys pieces of shit like the Sun in this day and age. The scousers have got the right idea.

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#2040 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 09:17:04 am
Not really amazing though when you consider how many total fucking retards there are in Britain.

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#2041 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 09:23:42 am
True.

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#2042 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 09:29:49 am
Why doesn't Eavis just bite the bullet and put his hand in his pocket, and hire Sumner…

Oh but you can't tar good old Sting with the same bru......er......

http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2010/02/stings_defence.html

.....forgot about that one.

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#2043 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 04:58:13 pm
Not really amazing though when you consider how many total fucking retards there are in Britain.
:wave:

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#2044 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 07:31:38 pm
Not really amazing though when you consider how many total fucking retards there are in Britain.

Oh come. Not all Sun reades are "total fucking retards" as you so charmingly put it.

Some of them are total fucking cunts.

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#2045 Re: Da News
May 27, 2010, 07:35:07 pm
[plagiarized]
PSNI gear up for this season's Orange Mivi parades...
[/plagiarized]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/10170966.stm


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#2046 Re: Da News
May 28, 2010, 12:42:24 pm
Pedantically, this isn't news, as it's all been made up and there's not a scrap of truth in this scare-mongering bollocks.

But "Hurrah!",  for Poznan Pat say I! (presumably of Worksop, but hey, he might really be from Poznan)

http://www.worksopguardian.co.uk/news/39Take-down-your-flags39.6311368.jp

More news on that self-same story:


"My seven-year old has higher journalistic standards than the Worksop Guardian" (BBC I-player. Sound)


From 12:45 in. (I didn't hear the programme last week - but this is the follow-up to the story above.)


http://www.worksopguardian.co.uk/news/Bogus-cop-is-stoking-up.6325640.jp


And on a remarkably similar subject: Compare and contrast

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/news/BOY-S-ENGLAND-OFFENSIVE/article-2206742-detail/article.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281019/Driver-orders-toddler-bus-wearing-offensive-England-football-shirt.html

Now compare and contrast


http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/news/Bus-faces-30-complaints-unsubstantiated-England-shirt-claim/article-2217834-detail/article.html

And the similar story in the Mail.

Oh. You can't. Because the Mail never printed it.

(Thanks once again to the good people at http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/)

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#2047 Re: Da News
May 29, 2010, 09:23:27 am

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#2048 Re: Da News
May 29, 2010, 10:23:39 am

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