[Will Hunt]

He declined to say why he had secured bag-carrying services through www.rentboy.com....Perhaps it was the young man's interesting range of hobbies, which are listed as: "vanilla, leather, shaving, spanking, role-play and go-go dancing".

[Tris]

Extreme dieting

"If Jani does not derive energy from food and water, he must be doing that from energy sources around him, sunlight being one,"

[tomtom]

Extreme dieting

"If Jani does not derive energy from food and water, he must be doing that from energy sources around him, sunlight being one,"

Its simple  He's just permanently wrapped up in Acrapi clothing. This mystically excracts energy from ambient sunlight and beams this as water and nutrients through his skin to keep him fully sustained. I want an Acrapi yoga mat NOW!

[Jaspersharpe]

Amazing journalism from The Sutton Coldfield Observer.

The Observer understand that the solidity of the matter dictates procedure.

[Jaspersharpe]

http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/2010/05/11/prague-1965/

[SpanishJuan]

Amazing journalism from The Sutton Coldfield Observer.

The Observer understand that the solidity of the matter dictates procedure.

 
that's really made my day

[SA Chris]

Shouldn't that be in the log pile.

[SpanishJuan]

'What shall we do with Somali pirates, What shall we do with Somali pirates, What shall we do with Somali pirates, throw them in water...WHAT THE....
 

[thustler]

Thata actually fuckign hilarious "heres your dinghy your free, now FUCK OFF" serves em right.

[Tris]

Squid sex man faces charges 

[Jaspersharpe]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/09/marijuana-legalise-california-drugs-cartels

[tomtom]

Squid sex man faces charges 

"He was charged with possessing an image of someone ‘performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal’.

But prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus."

[dave]

He probably was skint and just after a shag for sick squid.

[tomtom]

He probably was skint and just after a shag for sick squid.

Groan (cant be bothered to find the tumbleweed emoticon...)

Anyway, try and work Cephalopod into a pun then. I've been trying for 10 min and got no-where.

[Matt]

He probably was skint and just after a shag for sick squid.

Groan (cant be bothered to find the tumbleweed emoticon...)

Anyway, try and work Cephalopod into a pun then. I've been trying for 10 min and got no-where.

He should have been more careful o' the plod?

....Or probably 8 years away from native English completely ruined my pronunciation?

[DaveC]

http://www.theage.com.au/national/a-doctors-world-has-been-shattered-forever-yet-she-can-expect-no-justice-and-no-closure-20100514-v4mj.html

A dark and ever-so-slightly sinister story from rural Victoria.

[butters]

Not a good day at the office but then I suppose it could have been worse.

[slackline]

Ninja vigilantes 

[SpanishJuan]

Ninja vigilantes 

I just saw that on the Beeb and came to post it.  :thumbsup:Brilliant , every town needs ninja vigilantes!!

[Jaspersharpe]

5 yr olds complete task "too dangerous" for Community Service.

[GCW]

MMR "Scientist" struck off

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Pedantically, this isn't news, as it's all been made up and there's not a scrap of truth in this scare-mongering bollocks.

But "Hurrah!",  for Poznan Pat say I! (presumably of Worksop, but hey, he might really be from Poznan)

http://www.worksopguardian.co.uk/news/39Take-down-your-flags39.6311368.jp

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

5 yr olds complete task "too dangerous" for Community Service.

It's political correctness gon…

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[Johnny Brown]

DAB! Back around Norris.

[slackline]

Perhaps the most apposite name for an alleged drug dealer...

Mr Coke