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butters · January 08, 2010, 04:01:03 pm

Swedish cops liberate jealous wife from treehouse

slackline · January 11, 2010, 09:14:29 am

I thought you were allowed to defend yourself (albeit with reasonable force)

Tris · January 11, 2010, 09:23:29 am

It's a white Christmas...

slackline · January 11, 2010, 10:56:26 am

Quote from: Tris on January 11, 2010, 09:23:29 am

It's a white Christmas...

Read this the other day, he may have a case to make under contract law or something or other (can't remember where I read it, BBC or The Register or something, but can't find the article).

Tris · January 11, 2010, 11:02:55 am

Do you not think he would be happy with his 31 quid?

Jaspersharpe · January 11, 2010, 11:16:55 am

What a bunch of cunts. Can't be arsed to look it up but aren't winning bets unenforceable or something? I know it sounds stupid but I'm sure I read it somewhere.

Sloper · January 11, 2010, 11:33:09 am

Gambling debts are unenforceable in contract law, and as for the offensive weapon thing above, what fucking retards, the offence needs to be in a public place. :wank:ers

john horscroft · January 12, 2010, 10:09:40 am

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/150858/Freeze-may-kill-60-000

Is the Express the shittest paper in the world?

slackline · January 12, 2010, 10:10:46 am

Quote from: john horscroft on January 12, 2010, 10:09:40 am

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/150858/Freeze-may-kill-60-000

Is the Express the shittest paper in the world?

No, but its a very close second to the Mail.

john horscroft · January 12, 2010, 10:19:11 am

Mail? Express? Mail? Express? Oh, I just can't decide but then I'm a fence sitting, guardian reading, muesli eating pinko.............

Tris · January 12, 2010, 10:21:42 am

Quote from: john horscroft on January 12, 2010, 10:09:40 am

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/150858/Freeze-may-kill-60-000

Wow - almost the same number of deaths as the second world war????

john horscroft · January 12, 2010, 10:27:15 am

Only 59,970 odd deaths to go...........................

Tris · January 12, 2010, 11:43:49 am

Can I sleep with you?

Tris · January 12, 2010, 11:46:00 am

Here kitty...

Tris · January 12, 2010, 12:02:28 pm

Poor visibility

slackline · January 12, 2010, 12:21:56 pm

So much for freedom of speech and the right to peaceful protest

Yet imposing yourself (as a country) in a foreign country by force is ok, 'cause you're trying to "help" $:-\$

slackline · January 12, 2010, 01:25:31 pm

Salad Dressing anyone?

Sounds like something out of a Sci-Fi novel, be great if its viable

slackline · January 12, 2010, 03:31:36 pm

Chest drive

Norton did you try these out before going ahead with the moobs?

Tris · January 13, 2010, 09:37:53 am

The Beaver

slackline · January 13, 2010, 10:30:33 am

Fizzy Phones

cowboyhat · January 13, 2010, 11:31:33 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/12/men-arrested-after-driving-frozen-canal

slackline · January 13, 2010, 11:52:26 am

Quote from: cowboyhat on January 13, 2010, 11:31:33 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/12/men-arrested-after-driving-frozen-canal

Twats

dave · January 13, 2010, 12:17:19 pm

You'd have thought they'd go for something a bit lighter than a 406 estate! knobheads.

BB · January 13, 2010, 12:35:00 pm

Quote from: dave on January 13, 2010, 12:17:19 pm

You'd have thought they'd go for something a bit lighter than a 406 estate! knobheads.

Maybe they were trying to spread the weight by using a longer wheelbase?

Either way...TWATS.

GCW · January 13, 2010, 01:19:00 pm

Quote from: BB on January 13, 2010, 12:35:00 pm

Maybe they were trying to spread the weight by using a longer wheelbase?

Should have used one of these, no fucking class

EDIT: Shit, just seen this on the same site. What a fucking disgrace!