[Sloper]

Utter bollocks, I'd be more credible writing about string theory and dark matter, the author of that article has just taken a shit press release and dressed it up as copy. 

This would struggle to get a 'G' in GCSE law.

[Sloper]

Fat racist sexist commedian is called Royston Vasey. http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

[Tris]

Cheap CD's on Amazon

[slackline]

You can teach dogs new tricks words

smart pooch

[Will Hunt]

Is that amazing? If you tell my grans dog to get Elmo he runs to his Elmo toy. He does that with a few of his toys. He's thick as pig shit too. I'm unimpressed 

[slackline]

Is that amazing? If you tell my grans dog to get Elmo he runs to his Elmo toy. He does that with a few of his toys. He's thick as pig shit too. I'm unimpressed 

Maybe tonights Horizon (which is what the clip is based on) will add further depth to the story for you.

[robertostallioni]

Give it up slackers, Wills disproved its newsworthiness by example.

I'm with Will and his gran - unless of course Betsy* can growl "Sausages" or perhaps even "Walls" when prompted.

*Thats the Dog, not Wills gran, who may or may not be called Betsy, or know that Walls are a brand of sausages, or indeed that her own name is/isn't Betsy.

Wills gran cannot lick her own whatnot, i imagine**, and thats what separates us from the animals at the end of the day.

**I don't imagine. I'm certainly not thinking about it right now. Oh god.

[slackline]

Wills gran cannot lick her own whatnot, i imagine**, and thats what separates us from the animals at the end of the day.

**I don't imagine. I'm certainly not thinking about it right now. Oh god.

Really?

Next bit NSFW so be wary of scrolling down

[robertostallioni]

Didn't realise you'd met.

[slackline]

Didn't realise you'd met.

Sssh, don't tell Will, he doesn't know yet and we're saving it for the surprise engagement party.

[slackline]

Its a myth!

Men who care about the G-spot are a myth, say experts 

[Tris]

Using a mobile phone is now good for you

[Houdini]

Mobiles are also good for you if ordering cocaine w/ one.

[Tris]

The price of fish..

[Will Hunt]

A bit NSFW? A BIT? I'd hate to see what you consider very NSFW.

[slackline]

A bit NSFW? A BIT? I'd hate to see what you consider very NSFW.

very NSFW (well you did ask  )

[DaveC]

Fucking hell Slackers! You'll get me into trouble here with posts like that. Just as I scrolled down our young design engineer (female) wandered into the office!!
 

[slackline]

Fucking hell Slackers! You'll get me into trouble here with posts like that. Just as I scrolled down our young design engineer (female) wandered into the office!!
 

For future reference...

NSFW == Not Safe For Work

(probably shouldn't have embedded the earlier pics though, so apologies, but there was space between the warning and the pics itself).

[fatdoc]

but if the page is logged on the employers cache you're screwed whether you scrolled or not.

Let's all link to the nsfw stuff on it plz...

[Jaspersharpe]

Yeah and if you click on last post or whatever then you don't get any "scrolling down" warning. Just a picture of bloke with a cock in his mouth flashing up on your screen!

I thought the king of geekery would have thought that one through. 

[slackline]

Yeah and if you click on last post or whatever then you don't get any "scrolling down" warning. Just a picture of bloke with a cock in his mouth flashing up on your screen!

I thought the king of geekery would have thought that one through. 

I have my forum settings set so that most recent posts are at the top and (stupidly) thought everyone else would have done.

The setting is under Profile -> Modify Profile -> Look and Layout then tick the box next to "Show most recent posts at the top" if anyone else wants to try it 

but if the page is logged on the employers cache you're screwed whether you scrolled or not.

Let's all link to the nsfw stuff on it plz...

Since most will be on managed computers you could make the case that it just "popped up", but I'd agree its probably better to just link to NSFW when referring to them in threads that aren't clearly labelled NSFW (such as the [V NSFW] How Weird are some people? thread.

Apologies again if I've got anyone in trouble, and if a mod can be arsed to change the tags from 'img' to 'url' in the above below post then that would resolve this minor indiscretion.

[Tris]

Apologies again if I've got anyone in trouble, and if a mod can be arsed to change the tags from 'img' to 'url' in the above below post then that would resolve this minor indiscretion.

I think you should go to prison for this hideous crime 
 
 

[Tris]

3 points on your license and..

[Jaspersharpe]

Still peanuts if he's worth 20 mil but a good idea.

This is a good article.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/magazine/10FOB-wwln-t.html

The sheer cheek and hypocrisy of bankers trying to tell people that defaulting on a debt is immoral is almost unbelievable, even in America.

[Tris]

DIY brain surgery