[slackline]

Take that hissy fit having child!

Forgot the URL brad

[nik at work]

Pretend to be a Hamster in this French Hotel. This ranks about 8.6 on my weirdshitometer (tm)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/blog/2009/nov/18/human-hamster-hotel-france

Why


would


anyone


want


to? 

That reminds of the Jim'll Fix It episode where they made one boys wish to be a mouse for a day come true. They dressed him up in a mouse outfit and let him eat cheese etc, you know typical "pretending to be a mouse" shit. Jim asks the kid what he thinks and kid, in a completely disappointed tone of voice, says "but I wanted to really be turned into a mouse for a day". Genius.

[Jaspersharpe]

"Now then now then. Take your badge and fuck off you ungrateful little shit."

[tomtom]

"Now then now then. Take your badge and get down there and do a favour for an old soldier."

[butters]

Take that hissy fit having child!

Try this

I am dedicating the lack of a URL to the engineers mate who thought it would be a good idea to configure up two switches with the same IP address and all of the other lovely people who seem to be blighting my day at work to a level that seems a tad unnecessary to say the least.

Fuck me I sound like Gwyneth but without the tears (though they are not far off I suspect) 

[Sloper]

A wake up call for Labour, the law applies to you too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8369371.stm

PS can I just say how much I fucking hate the mis use of the word 'allegedly'.

She's being prosecuted for careless driving, failing to stop and report and use of a mobile phone.

The allegation is that's what she's done, an allegation that some alleged that she'd done something wouldn't be worth a hill of fuck of you patronising, expense defrauding bitch.

cvnts

[rginns]

Good rant Slopes, nice

[Sloper]

I was compeltely calm until I saw that the file had been passed to the Special Crimes  Division to make a decision.

FFS THE SCD, who usually deal in terrorism, misconduct in public office of senior people, potential homicide charges against the police and other, well really naughty things.

When I was working in the police service if a Sgt came to me asking for advice on charge I'd put him down on my fuckwit list.  Even with CPS direct*, this would go to a half trained monkey for a decision.

The message that this sends out is that if you're a senior politician (maybe with no party political bias) then they law and the mechanisms of tlaw don't equally apply to you and that makes me want to regress to any angry 1 year old and join the SWP.

CVNTS, this is actually worse than Jack Straw getting his paedophile brother off with a caution as there's no real political damage that would result from the summons (note not charge, summons, fucking ignorant journalists) as everyone knows she's an arrogant patronising bitch.

This bunch of cvnts just don't do the rule of law.

[Johnny Brown]

OS maps to be made freely available online for commercial use, at scales up to 1:10,000.

Fucking brilliant.

[slackline]

Wish SYP were giving the same level of attention/detail to my complaint about a fuckwit arsehole who failed to indicate when turning left and knocked me off my bike then when I told him I was going to call the police drove off without exchanging contact/insurance details!!!  (Formal letter of complaint almost completed and should be sent tomorrow before my Sardinia sojourn).

[Jaspersharpe]

Grim!

[SA Chris]

Grim!

Do not talk about Fight Club

[slackline]

Grim!

Do not talk about Fight Club

Do NOT talk about Fight Club

[slackline]

 

[tomtom]

 

A bit more  for the poor policeman who was standing on it when it was swept away.. he's still missing...

Hillary Ben is a twat - he is quoted as saying "this is the wettest day ever" honestly....

[lagerstarfish]

Grim!

Do not talk about Fat Club

[slackline]

  Very good

[Houdini]

Hillary Ben

AKA Noah

[tomtom]

Hillary Ben

AKA Noah

Noah idea more like...

[slackline]

not long enough 

How to kill your wife and not go to jail

[Sloper]

Given how lenient sentencing has become that actually seems about right.

[DaveC]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cumbria-deluge-breaks-historic-rainfall-record-1824353.html

12.4 inches in 24 hours, that's over 300mm! Where I live we get less than that in an average year - and we've not even been getting close to average in the 4 years we've been here!

[DaveC]

Be careful what you put on Facebook!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/22/2749889.htm

[Jaspersharpe]

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/britains-new-interne.html

 

[Tris]

£50,000 fines if someone in your house is accused of filesharing

Hmm - what a reasonable figure...