[Sloper]

In American terms it probably is, but then again remember the social construct within which the judge is sentencing.

[Jaspersharpe]

God bless America!

[slackline]

Some real corkers here....

Twats get their comeuppance 

Pr0n Wars (SFW, honest its on the Metro)

I Shit you Not

[Sloper]

I love the blokes in drag dealing with the scum. Top effort boys.

[Jaspersharpe]

That's fucking class.

[Sloper]

Fuck, it's only a Vespa

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8294241.stm

[lagerstarfish]

Pr0n Wars (SFW, honest its on the Metro)

Prowse, 74, from Bristol, is best known for playing Darth Vader in the Star Wars trilogy of the 1970s and 1980s

fuck Darth Vader, he was The Green Cross Code Man 

[Plattsy]

Some real corkers here....

Twats get their comeuppance 

Longer version of the cctv here.

[Jaspersharpe]

Berlusconi in the shit. 

[lagerstarfish]

The obvious solution for Berlusconi now is to get rid of the constitution and install himself as dictator. Should be interesting.

Having passed the age of 70, however, the prime minister can no longer be jailed even if found guilty

and they'll probably give him a 50 year repayment plan for taxes owed, or deduct it at 5 euros a week from his state pension

[dave]

it amazes me that a prime minister facing all kinds of charges can bring in a law that gives himself immunity from prosecution - its that kind of shit you'd expect in a third world dictatorship in the middle ages not 21st century europe, fucking madness.

[slackline]

Thanks to Stubbs for this (via Twitter)...

One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot

 

[Jaspersharpe]

it amazes me that a prime minister facing all kinds of charges can bring in a law that gives himself immunity from prosecution - its that kind of shit you'd expect in a third world dictatorship in the middle ages not 21st century europe, fucking madness.

Standard Italian practice.

[dave]

just the tip of the iceberg but its a start

[slackline]

just the tip of the iceberg but its a start

Taken to its logical (albeit absurd) conclusion who will employ the thousands of street sweepers across the country when there is no litter to be picked up off the streets?

[dave]

they can be employed pollishing dogturds.

[tomtom]

just the tip of the iceberg but its a start

Taken to its logical (albeit absurd) conclusion who will employ the thousands of street sweepers across the country when there is no litter to be picked up off the streets?

Ever been to Singapore? no issues with litter or dropped chewing gum there...

[slackline]

Yeah, but no one in Singapore has a life 

I don't think litter or fag ends should be dropped though, especially when there are bins provided, but consider it less of an issue in towns where people are paid to clear it up than in the countryside where there is no one paid to clear up.

[tomtom]

Lecturers told to dress smart: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8292429.stm
Thank god I dont work there - I'd be f*cked...

[lagerstarfish]

just the tip of the iceberg but its a start

Taken to its logical (albeit absurd) conclusion who will employ the thousands of street sweepers across the country when there is no litter to be picked up off the streets?

or employ thousands of sadists with big sticks and video cameras to name, shame and beat litter pigs and put beatings on youtube.

[slackline]

KABOOM!!!!

[slackline]

Genuine 100% real beer tokens

I'm waiting for the day I can take my pay in these 

[Stubbs]

Nice graphical representation of the risk of having the HPV jab

http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2009/how-safe-is-the-hpv-vaccine/

[Jaspersharpe]

Did you get that from Brooker's Tweet? Very good.

[Stubbs]

Yeah, one of my favourite things about Twitter is the random stuff that gets RT'ed(and you whinging about Radio 1 )