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Jaspersharpe · September 15, 2009, 12:11:06 pm

This will only affect the workforce, not the Company, as usual.

slackline · September 15, 2009, 12:19:25 pm

Sssh, don't burst my ignorant bubble of bliss!

Jaspersharpe · September 15, 2009, 12:20:46 pm

Government quick to appease Daily Mail readers.

Unbelievable yet so predictable.

slackline · September 15, 2009, 01:33:04 pm

Equal Rights

dave · September 15, 2009, 01:40:40 pm

bastards - could they not have brought this in 8 months ago?

SA Chris · September 15, 2009, 01:44:41 pm

I thought the whole thing had been binned?

tomtom · September 15, 2009, 02:05:45 pm

Does this mean that mothers and fathers have equal rights to share 12 months of free Heroin and drugs conselling? Or am I getting my stories mixed up.

I dunno, what is it with bloody focus group politics - nothing ever gets decided - its always the path of least resistance with any policy that looks like it might actually do something!

dave · September 15, 2009, 02:31:24 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 15, 2009, 11:29:57 am

Have you been reading the Daily Mail dave?

Sorry, its just irks me when like a mug i'm having to go out and pay for my own skag.

Jaspersharpe · September 15, 2009, 02:37:01 pm

Well that's the disadvantage in being an honest hardworking smackhead. You get nothing in this country if you don't play the system.

Jaspersharpe · September 16, 2009, 09:27:56 am

Hey Sloper!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/16/mcmillan-scott-expelled-tories-mep

What do reckon to your pals trying to cover up the fact that they're siding with far right scum in Europe?
$:-\$

Monolith · September 16, 2009, 01:12:45 pm

Shop worker 'licked food on sale'

This is a very special member of staff I'd love to work with.

slackline · September 16, 2009, 01:18:03 pm

Someone I used to go to school with had a job at the local Sainsbury's and told us that they used to play football with frozen chickens/turkeys all the time. Advised my parents to shop at Safeways, but it wouldn't surprise me if such things happen all the time across the nation.

Monolith · September 16, 2009, 01:24:19 pm

Aye it's bound to be universal isn't it. I just love his mode of retaliation:

"The former shop worker is alleged to have returned to the store in 2009 after leaving Asda's employment.

He stamps on chickens on display before tearing off the wrapping, licking a chicken and replacing it on the shelf."

Sloper · September 16, 2009, 02:58:49 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 16, 2009, 09:27:56 am

Hey Sloper!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/16/mcmillan-scott-expelled-tories-mep

What do reckon to your pals trying to cover up the fact that they're siding with far right scum in Europe?
$:-\$

I think they're being a bunch of stupid cvnts.

I know politics is a dirty game but their approach is deeply unpleasant.

I still regard a Tory government as the least worst option.

Anyway, politics, yawn, we're bored etc

lagerstarfish · September 16, 2009, 03:05:44 pm

Quote from: Monolith on September 16, 2009, 01:12:45 pm

This is a very special member of staff I'd love to work with.

Just watched the video on YouthLube. The bloke does seem like a complete tosser.
Also interesting to note that some racist front bottoms have jumped on the fact that he's not a red necked aryan.

Monolith · September 16, 2009, 03:24:07 pm

Just searched for the youtube video. What a tool. I thought initially the image of a man meekly licking a raw chicken was funny but it didn't correlate with my version.

Asda worker's sick video - Adeel Ayub

dave · September 17, 2009, 08:37:23 am

[noembed]i'm not taking any shit about lanking problems any more.[/noembed]

slackline · September 17, 2009, 08:43:14 am

Quote from: dave on September 17, 2009, 08:37:23 am

[noembed]i'm not taking any shit about lanking problems any more.[/noembed]

Can't be too many people with this problem

Quote from: Sultan Kosen

The first thing I want to do is have a car that I can fit in

SA Chris · September 17, 2009, 09:05:39 am

Quote from: dave on September 17, 2009, 08:37:23 am

[noembed]i'm not taking any shit about lanking problems any more.[/noembed]

Bet he would struggle on sitters though. I won't moan about legroom on a plane again either!

All he needs is a normal sized car with the front seat removed so he can sit in the back, as per Hightower in Police Academy (can't remember which one).

Johnny Brown · September 17, 2009, 09:19:17 am

When do we get to see a picture of him next to Ping-ping?

tomtom · September 17, 2009, 01:40:23 pm

Quote from: SA Chris on September 17, 2009, 09:05:39 am

Quote from: dave on September 17, 2009, 08:37:23 am
[noembed]i'm not taking any shit about lanking problems any more.[/noembed]

Bet he would struggle on sitters though. I won't moan about legroom on a plane again either!

All he needs is a normal sized car with the front seat removed so he can sit in the back, as per Hightower in Police Academy (can't remember which one).

Try finding rock boots to fit someone with 16" feet!

chillax · September 17, 2009, 04:51:06 pm

Thats what you get for liking it dirty

jern · September 18, 2009, 10:38:28 am

They should have called me. I'd have happily chipped in...

slackline · September 18, 2009, 10:44:35 am

Quote from: jern on September 18, 2009, 10:38:28 am

They should have called me. I'd have happily chipped in...

What a waste-of-time media stunt

All they've done is give Clarkson some fresh fertiliser.

Percy B · September 18, 2009, 01:08:59 pm

This should probably be the starting point for a people with unfortunate names thread, but anyway - from the obituaries in yesterdays Guardian.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/sep/16/1