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#825 Re: Da News
July 29, 2009, 04:21:56 pm
Jas, did you not read the article?  It clearly shows her in "Closer" saying "I'm a fat bitch give me more cash for food", and that's proof enough for me.  Top quality news mag that one.



'jordon is a slut' shocker

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#826 Re: Da News
July 29, 2009, 04:59:26 pm
Almost as surprising as "Bush is cunt shocker".

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#827 Re: Da News
July 29, 2009, 10:48:09 pm
Bollocks, I just dont seem to be able to help it....

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#828 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 11:56:35 am
Knob.

Quote from: Boffer
It sickens me that this vacuous, rubber faced cunt is going to stroll into power next year and proceed to fuck this country up the arse until it is dead. Fuck you Cameron, fuck you in the face with an iron spike you say-anything, plastic, Thatcherite shitstain .

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#830 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 12:50:14 pm
Just remembered this from last year, awesome video (of cretins):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

Apologies if it's been posted before.

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#831 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 12:53:59 pm
Shouldn't he have got some sort of medal?


Watch out Bubba!

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#832 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 12:55:06 pm
Just remembered this from last year, awesome video (of cretins):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

Apologies if it's been posted before.

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When Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."

 :lol:

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#833 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 12:57:30 pm
Just remembered this from last year, awesome video (of cretins):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

Apologies if it's been posted before.

Those two cousins were always in the papers in Bangor last year. First for setting up the "church", and then about a week later, for getting attacked, then again for getting their "church" vandalised. They really came in for some stick, but I suppose they were a bit foolish.

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#834 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 03:53:19 pm
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It sickens me that this vacuous, rubber faced cunt is going to stroll into power next year and proceed to fuck this country up the arse until it is dead. Fuck you Cameron, fuck you in the face with an iron spike you say-anything, plastic, Thatcherite shitstain .

That's such a great couple of sentences.
Wish I'd have thought of it.

I'd love to hear what the same character says about the old witch herself

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#835 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 04:16:34 pm
I liked the reply etc...

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slug says...

Dear 'Boffer',

whilst it is important for members of the general public to engage in spirited discussion about politics in general, your earlier entry shows evidence of a barely restrained psychotic frenzy. Have you considered therapy?


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Boffer says...

Wanting to cave his vapid, lying, dough-filled head in is a perfectly natural reaction.

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#836 Re: Da News
July 30, 2009, 04:31:26 pm
Boffer for PM. Sounds like a perfect candidate.

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#837 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 10:46:55 am

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#838 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 12:31:21 pm
Man climbs like monkey

http://media.smh.com.au/national/breaking-news/man-climbs-like-a-monkey-657569.html

couldn't decide whether to post it here or red-tips lol

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#839 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 12:36:00 pm
Man climbs like monkey

http://media.smh.com.au/national/breaking-news/man-climbs-like-a-monkey-657569.html

couldn't decide whether to post it here or red-tips lol

Interesting figure of four he does there in the middle

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#840 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 12:47:14 pm
Total legend dies. Very sad - Italia '90 is a very strong childhood memory of mine.

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#841 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 12:54:43 pm
At fucking last

A step in the right direction, next is to get euthanasia legal in this country and some decent, well regulated clinics set up. 

It saddens me that we'll happily put an animal down (be it a pet cat or a horse thats fallen in the grand national) who's quality of life has diminished to essentially nothing, and who is suffering and has no hope of recovery, yet the same compassion can't be extended to a fellow of the same species.  Just goes to show how fucked up laws are.

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#842 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 01:07:23 pm
I don't entirely agree with you, but I ain't assisting your can opening on this thread.
I think it'll be an interesting process, but I ain't convinced much will change.

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#843 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 01:07:41 pm
Those clinics...

If I wanted to die w/ dignity I'd pour petrol over myself and throw myself at The Queen.

EDIT, make that Charles.

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#844 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 01:17:07 pm
be it a pet cat or a horse thats fallen in the grand national

I'd take more of an interest in racing if more cats were involved

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#845 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 01:21:10 pm
With mouse jockeys.  :agree:

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#846 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 01:25:50 pm

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#847 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 01:40:41 pm
be it a pet cat or a horse thats fallen in the grand national

I'd take more of an interest in racing if more cats were involved


If you tried to make cats race it would be something like the as they'd just wander off and do their own thing.

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#848 Re: Da News
July 31, 2009, 02:36:01 pm

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#849 Re: Da News
August 02, 2009, 08:12:08 pm
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