[dave]

thats fucking idiotic.

[slackline]

You couldn't make this shit up!!!

Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry

[tomtom]

Quality article slackers...

To continue my animal news theme.. I noticed this earlier...

'Tup Taxis....'

[slackline]

Germans to get all the sun-loungers 

[GCW]

Cause of death found for shopaholic

I know she died in January, but this is from today.  I know I shouldn't chuckle.......

[tomtom]

More animal antics... Big cat action from Scotland...

4th Animal post in a week.. at this rate I'm going to turn into Bill fecking Oddie.

[slackline]

[SA Chris]

4th Animal post in a week.. at this rate I'm going to turn into Bill fecking Oddie.

http://www.rathergood.com/bill.html
A classic

[GCW]

Bit of a shitter.

[superfurrymonkey]

More animal antics... Big cat action from Scotland...

4th Animal post in a week.. at this rate I'm going to turn into Bill fecking Oddie.

 Helping his friend in the garden with a camcorder heavy breathing!

[SA Chris]

Bit of a shitter.

Oh dear what can the matter be...

[Sloper]

Feckin retards thought that we needed to know what a Toilet looks like...

[Clart]

Caught one short of a coat:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090729/tuk-woman-denies-cruelty-to-100-dogs-6323e80.html

[GCW]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090729/tuk-woman-denies-cruelty-to-100-dogs-6323e80.html

Mary Ellen Collis, 50, formerly of Wardana Kennels, Brigstock, near Kettering, Northamptonshire, is charged with causing unnecessary suffering to 85 dogs and failing to meet the welfare needs of 14 dogs.

wtf?  Since when was 85+14=100?

[Ru]

Since when was 85+14=100?

99 dogs with problems. There's a Jay-Z joke in there somewhere.

[SA Chris]

V good. "Hit ME!" - I'd love to.




Maybe she's the 100. Looks like one.

[jern]

Booze master criminals foiled:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8172406.stm

Random quotes:

They also took pictures of themselves celebrating on a digital camera posing with cans they had stolen with the depot's beer barrels clearly visible in the background

"This is not a sophisticated offence - it involved no planning at all," he added.

[Jaspersharpe]

Wiggins had failed to attend court while Cullen was judged to be too inebriated to be allowed in.

Oh dear. 

[jern]

Bollocks, missed that bit!

[GCW]

Hmmm, that grumpy raider seems vaguely familiar.   

[Anth]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1202767/I-afford-live-healthily-says-600-month-benefits-woman-lost-weight-free-gastric-band-surgery.html

for fucks sake!! eat yourself to death then and save us tax payers some money

[SA Chris]

'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'

or by the looks of you ever feel like an apple.

26, she looks about 60.

[Jaspersharpe]

As that article in in The Mail it is probably, at best, not entirely true. However, even if only part of it has any basis in fact, then the fat cunt should die.

[GCW]

Jas, did you not read the article?  It clearly shows her in "Closer" saying "I'm a fat bitch give me more cash for food", and that's proof enough for me.  Top quality news mag that one.

[Jaspersharpe]

Forgive my oversight.