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slackline · May 20, 2009, 10:56:48 am

Quote from: grumpycrumpy on May 20, 2009, 10:53:02 am

Excuse my ignorance , but what's the difference between a murder and a serious murder ?... I always that murder was about as serious as you could get ...

You don't smile or laugh when committing a serious murder

GCW · May 20, 2009, 02:15:16 pm

slackline · May 20, 2009, 02:22:15 pm

Fuckwits

Seriously, what is the point of having ID if it can't be verified

?

Sloper · May 20, 2009, 02:27:31 pm

Ahh but I heard some home office wonk saying you can tell if it's genuine because it makes a distinctive 'clicking' noise when you flick it.

O

slackline · May 21, 2009, 12:53:03 pm

One extremely organised kid

Jaspersharpe · May 21, 2009, 12:54:31 pm

Yeah I bet she was acting alone too.

cofe · May 21, 2009, 12:55:51 pm

about time.

SA Chris · May 21, 2009, 01:58:08 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on May 21, 2009, 12:54:31 pm

Yeah I bet she was acting alone too.

Yeah right. I think her name might be Patsy.

butters · May 22, 2009, 09:14:30 pm

Drunken Aussie gets it on while driving

bluebrad

slackline · May 27, 2009, 01:47:54 pm

Letsby Avenue police station

chillax · May 27, 2009, 03:15:56 pm

This is starting to get a little creepy

Surveillance feedback loop

slackline · May 28, 2009, 02:13:43 pm

Jesus wept $:-\$

Grateful Dead

slackline · May 28, 2009, 02:26:19 pm

What a load of wank

dave · May 28, 2009, 02:42:10 pm

Quote from: slack---line on May 28, 2009, 02:13:43 pm

Jesus wept $:-\$

it always amazes me that idiots can claim that something looks like a (possibly ficticious?) person they've never seen, died two thousand years ago. Their only basis for visual comparison are highly dubiously innacurate and stylized renaissance paintings, and a 1970s TV drama staring Robert Powell. fucking retards. I did a shit that other day that I swear is the spitting image of the scarlet pimpernel.

I hope the Marmite company have adaquate insurance againt the image of mohammed appearing one on of their lids.

GCW · May 28, 2009, 02:44:52 pm

Yeah but look at her, she's obviously a dumb ass.
And she bites her nails

slackline · May 28, 2009, 02:50:56 pm

How to revamp politics

SA Chris · May 28, 2009, 03:18:41 pm

Quote from: slack---line on May 28, 2009, 02:50:56 pm

How to revamp politics

or widdecombe? I know who I would vote for.

slackline · May 28, 2009, 03:54:02 pm

Quote from: SA Chris on May 28, 2009, 03:18:41 pm

Quote from: slack---line on May 28, 2009, 02:50:56 pm
How to revamp politics

or widdecombe? I know who I would vote for.

Yeah clearly Widdecombe, who wants a playful filly in a position of power...

chillax · May 28, 2009, 04:04:54 pm

Quote from: slack---line on May 28, 2009, 03:54:02 pm

Quote from: SA Chris on May 28, 2009, 03:18:41 pm
Quote from: slack---line on May 28, 2009, 02:50:56 pm
How to revamp politics

or widdecombe? I know who I would vote for.

Yeah clearly Widdecombe, who wants a playful filly in a position of power...

Certainly would make a nice chage from this all anyway....

Former Tánaiste (deputy prime minister)

GCW · May 28, 2009, 04:12:51 pm

Do you see that Ann Widdicombe?

That's your girlfriend that is.

slackline · May 29, 2009, 12:51:14 pm

Demand for squirrel pie on the up (ssssh, don't tell Magpie!)

fatboySlimfast · May 29, 2009, 01:08:45 pm

Quote from: slack---line on May 29, 2009, 12:51:14 pm

Demand for squirrel pie on the up (ssssh, don't tell Magpie!)

Tilly can account for around 200 in Graves park, she likes the head the best(bit like a soft centred chocolate for dogs)

SA Chris · May 29, 2009, 02:00:08 pm

Soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside - Dime.

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside - ~~Armadillo~~ Squirrel head.

tomtom · June 01, 2009, 12:15:27 pm

Eminem looses his shizzle (or rather gets a sniff of someone else's..

)

slackline · June 01, 2009, 12:26:32 pm

Thats hilarious

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