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dave · April 28, 2009, 03:15:03 pm

scooped into more like.

lagerstarfish · April 28, 2009, 04:34:00 pm

Quote from: 29 stone fuckwit

She told Closer magazine:
“I feed my babies vegetables every Sunday, and a lot of the baby food has fruit in it.”

Leanne steers away from healthy foods in case it makes her tots anorexic. She said:
“I don’t want them to think they have to watch what they eat. I’ll tell them big is beautiful.”

Mum Jane said:
“I buy salad, but nobody eats it. They’d rather have sugary foods.”

Have you tried them on crack cocaine? They might like that even more.
NOOOOOO. It is all so wrong!

GCW · April 28, 2009, 04:47:12 pm

Quote from: magpie on April 28, 2009, 02:27:25 pm

There are no words.

As far as I'm concerned this is child abuse and she should sort it out otherwise Social Services should take the kids away.

Will Hunt · April 28, 2009, 05:25:07 pm

Highlights:

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29-stone mum feeds her eight-month-old triplets McDonald’s

it’s best they try all kinds of food to see what they like

they don’t always have junk food — sometimes I cook a microwave meal

I chew the food first so they can eat it because they haven’t got any teeth yet.

She now dresses them just one day a week when she goes out to collect her dole money

steers away from healthy foods in case it makes her tots anorexic

Jaspersharpe · April 29, 2009, 09:32:26 am

Quote from: GCW on April 28, 2009, 04:47:12 pm

As far as I'm concerned this is child abuse and she should sort it out otherwise Social Services should take the kids away.

As far as I'm concerned this is child abuse and she should be shot with a whaling harpoon and Social Services should take the kids away.

dave · April 29, 2009, 09:39:52 am

what I want to know if given she's on the dole and hence not working, and is too fat to basically complete even the most undemanding physical tasks, how on earth can she be "too busy" to feed the kids properly? Whats she doing, running a busy mamagement consultancy firm on the sly? Far be it from me to be judgemental, but what a repugnant piece of shit.

chillax · April 29, 2009, 04:58:10 pm

Don't mess with Dolph.

tommytwotone · April 29, 2009, 09:04:55 pm

Quote from: dave on April 29, 2009, 09:39:52 am

what I want to know if given she's on the dole and hence not working, and is too fat to basically complete even the most undemanding physical tasks, how on earth can she be "too busy" to feed the kids properly? Whats she doing, running a busy mamagement consultancy firm on the sly? Far be it from me to be judgemental, but what a repugnant piece of shit.

I was wondering how the hell anyone got close enough to impregnate her. Can't be that many blind chav men with huge knobs roaming around surely?

GCW · April 29, 2009, 09:11:51 pm

Use gravity to move the folds out of the way?

tommytwotone · April 29, 2009, 11:11:30 pm

Quote from: GCW on April 29, 2009, 09:11:51 pm

Use gravity to move the folds out of the way?

I'm too scared to click on that link.

Annnnyho.

Snoop cold cocks stage invader with conveniently-shaped prop: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/apr/29/snoop-dogg-denies-hitting-fan

slackline · April 30, 2009, 11:51:19 am

Less guns and weapons for all, only a good thing. Shame BAE will still have their dodgy arms deals to dictators and human rights abusers under-written by you and I the tax payer, thanks to the ECDG.

(Currently reading Mark Thomas's "As used on the Famous Nelson Mandela", excellent book, shame about the behaviour of the major players, BAE, Government etc. in it, absolutely despicable bunch of

).

tomtom · April 30, 2009, 08:22:15 pm

Johnny Brown · May 01, 2009, 12:11:16 pm

When Mice Attack!!/url] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8026865.stm

cofe · May 01, 2009, 12:16:51 pm

Quote from: chillax on April 29, 2009, 04:58:10 pm

Don't mess with Dolph.

in addition to having a black belt in kicking people's heads in and being rotherham's most prolific boulderer, he has an IQ of 160! That must be bigger than Nige's! Wad.

Johnny Brown · May 01, 2009, 12:56:01 pm

How straight can he bowl though?

cofe · May 01, 2009, 01:02:44 pm

EXACTLY.

dave · May 05, 2009, 09:50:23 am

would you adam & eve it

slackline · May 05, 2009, 10:23:09 am

Quote from: dave on May 05, 2009, 09:50:23 am

would you adam & eve it

Not such a bad idea really, it should help curtail the problems associated with an expanding and aging population (the later of which is going to royally screw most western societies in the coming years as the healthcare systems just can't keep up with demands, and you'll see an increase in reports such as the BBC program of a nurse undercover showing elderly and palliative patients left lying in some atrocious conditions).

butters · May 05, 2009, 11:40:06 am

Sounds like the new version of "Its a Knockout" has been found wanting!

bluebrad

chillax · May 05, 2009, 12:40:20 pm

Don't mess with Chuck either.

Jaspersharpe · May 06, 2009, 10:42:15 am

Mate of mine emailed me this classic bit of journalism from the News Of The Screws.

Gary Glitter does......er.......nothing in particular.

The non story is typical NOTW shite but it's worth reading for the comments at the bottom of the page. Especially one from an Austrian reader.........

butters · May 06, 2009, 11:15:51 am

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on May 06, 2009, 10:42:15 am

Mate of mine emailed me this classic bit of journalism from the News Of The Screws.

Gary Glitter does......er.......nothing in particular.

The non story is typical NOTW shite but it's worth reading for the comments at the bottom of the page. Especially one from an Austrian reader.........

What a marvellous piece of journalism that is!! As you point out jasper the comments really are the best part and this one really stood out:

"How dare this monster try to impersonate a most beloved Rolf Harris who has devoted his life to the welfare of children and animals and why is he allowed to live a life of luxury at our expence!!"

Obviously our indignant NOTW reader had reached the state of extreme apoplexy after the first couple of paragraphs as she missed this:

"...but the former celebrity, who still lives a life of luxury funded by the fortune he earns in royalties"

Class A morons the lot of them!

bluebrad

Jaspersharpe · May 06, 2009, 11:26:35 am

Yes a lot of them seem to think that his £1.8m flat is in some way funded by the taxpayer. Fucking retards. I was actually surprised by the number of sensible comments amongst the mongfest considering NOTW's readership.

butters · May 06, 2009, 11:55:48 am

The number of sensible comments surprised me too.

Anyway in an effort to get the thread back on track I offer you this. There must be a moral in there somewhere...

bluebrad

fatboySlimfast · May 06, 2009, 01:07:57 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on May 06, 2009, 10:42:15 am

Mate of mine emailed me this classic bit of journalism from the News Of The Screws.

Gary Glitter does......er.......nothing in particular.

The non story is typical NOTW shite but it's worth reading for the comments at the bottom of the page. Especially one from an Austrian reader.........

My favourite has to be

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Thanks for exposing this. I will be keeping my children safe from now on. If that means keeping them under lock and key in my cellar, so be it.

Brass eye indeed