[jordysi]

maybe if they cut their dole they would not be able to afford to eat all the shit they obviously do and so would loose weight and would then not be too fucking fat to work???? or is that me being out of order?

[Jaspersharpe]

"I'm a student and don't have time to exercise" she said "We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don't know how."

This is one of the most stupid things i have ever read. Could they not be burned as fuel?

[slackline]

maybe if they cut their dole they would not be able to afford to eat all the shit they obviously do and so would loose weight and would then not be too fucking fat to work???? or is that me being out of order?

No that's perfectly valid, logical reasoning.  

Unfortunately some twat in social services will likely see this as discrimination and let them have more money anyway    Although I guess with a bit of luck they might eat themselves to death and free up money for treating more serious diseases and/or injuries at hospitals, at least the daughters are self-limiting their chances of procreating and perpetuating such retarded attitudes/views.

Fucking idiots wouldn't know what a gene was if Richard Dawkin's slapped them round the face with a stick and ball model of some DNA, its not hereditary its down to that well known confounder "shared environment"  

[Jaspersharpe]

Or that other factor "unshared pies".

[namnok]

Egyptian Death Texts

(mainly an excuse for me to experiment with 'hyperlinky-magic-blue-text')

love the way the used a generic shot of a person using a mobile as not to confuse those who may have thought these

[dave]

World's unluckiest man still going strong  

Can you imagine "Shit, I just survived a nuclear blast, think I'll head home and rest" only to be bombed a second time upon arrival!!

Like a japanese 1940s answer to paul B.

What that article doesn't mention is his years subsequently spent trying to live a quiet life in the Nevada Desert and French Polynesia.

[Jaspersharpe]

Bit extreme. Bet Tsutomu Y's bike was insured when it got nicked.

[SA Chris]

World's unluckiest man still going strong  
Can you imagine "Shit, I just survived a nuclear blast, think I'll head home and rest" only to be bombed a second time upon arrival!!

Reminds me of the world's worst inventor. At a time when lead was considered exciting and new, and put into anything from paint to toothpaste, he had the genius idea of putting it into petrol. He later diverted his attention to refrigeration, and developed CFCs. He later developed polo and devised a contraption to help hom get out of bed, which strangled and killed him.

 edit - this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley,_Jr.

[dave]

have you been watching repeats of QI by any chance?

[SA Chris]

No. Don't really watch it. Was my high school science teacher mate who told me about it.

[Houdini]

http://www.naharnet.com/domino/tn/NewsDesk.nsf/story/AEDFDC48C861945BC2257585003A83ED?OpenDocument

[Bubba]

He missed with both a rocket launcher and a machine gun. L2shoot !

[philo]

house price falls more
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

[SA Chris]

new brooker news shit coming up

A welcome return. good stuff.

[dave]

Home Secretary puts blueys on company tab

[SA Chris]

Can you imagine anyone being more in the doghouse than him at the moment?

[butters]

This really does defy belief and possibly tops Jacqui Smiths husband for gross stupidity! Australia's top judge digs himself into a hole of massive proportions!

bluebrad

[Sloper]

Home Secretary puts blueys on company tab

I had a little bet with Mrs Sloper as to which cabinet member would be in the news of the screws this week, I lost but what the hell, this is just too good to be true.  So Ms Smith has probably been claiming her second home entertainment budget for years!  Bent as, nothing else to say.

[Will Hunt]

Did I read this on UKB or somewhere else? Just to be sure here it is.

Unlucly Teen's Acne Spells "Arse"

[Will Hunt]

Do the Daily Sport actually run any true stories?
How do they get away with making this stuff up?
http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=184

[lagerstarfish]

This is what he would have seen in the mirror



Would he have realised that it says "arse" in mirror writing?

Would he ARSE!

[Will Hunt]

Surely the paper can be prosecuted for marketing complete fabrication as "news"?

I didn't really know anything about the Daily Sport but have just looked through their articles and I didn't see a word of truth in there.

Apparently Obama's aides found some "Clown pr0n" on top of the wardrobe in Dubya's old master bedroom in the White House. Obama then called the ex president to gloat and Bush has subsequently subpoenaed Obama to retrieve his filth.  ???

[dave]

sadly i don't think delivery of the absolute truth is on the agenda of tabloid newpapers, not least the daily sport. if it was, the mail would have to put an end to all the "gyppos ate my baby" shock headlines.

[Jaspersharpe]

At least The Sport has a grand tradition of being completely shameless about making everything up. It's the way The Mail attempts to pass off it's stories as actual news (and succeeds!) that make it a far more sinister publication.

[butters]

More sat nav goings on!

bluebrad