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tomtom · February 20, 2009, 07:53:25 am

Michael O'Leary at his 'best'...

Lagers.. where are you, we need your captioning skills....

magpie · February 20, 2009, 09:14:27 am

Just when you thought Ryanair flights couldn't get any more annoying.

tomtom · February 20, 2009, 09:36:33 am

Quote from: magpie on February 20, 2009, 09:14:27 am

Just when you thought Ryanair flights couldn't get any more annoying.

Yup, I'd rather suck a fart from a dead seagull than get on one of his flights again...

Jaspersharpe · February 20, 2009, 09:38:09 am

Having watched a tv programme about the way they cut corners on safety........

lagerstarfish · February 21, 2009, 01:21:22 am

Whilst waiting for the painful spasm in my back to subside I started looking for advice on how best to video my Betta, I came across this story.
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

I shan't be using this technique; no matter how interesting the resultant video might be

slackline · February 21, 2009, 12:17:52 pm

Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 21, 2009, 01:21:22 am

Whilst waiting for the painful spasm in my back to subside I started looking for advice on how best to video my Betta, I came across this story.
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

I shan't be using this technique; no matter how interesting the resultant video might be

that is exceptionally bizzare!

slackline · February 21, 2009, 12:20:49 pm

Saucy!!!

tomtom · February 21, 2009, 01:00:46 pm

Hard to believe this type of thing still goes on in the 21st Century...

fatdoc · February 21, 2009, 02:46:05 pm

Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 21, 2009, 01:21:22 am

Whilst waiting for the painful spasm in my back to subside I started looking for advice on how best to video my Betta, I came across this story.
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

I shan't be using this technique; no matter how interesting the resultant video might be

what's wrong with your back lagers?

Mine damn well killing me at the mo... got me a massive dose of acupuncture y'day to relive the spasm of holding myself wierd coz of a couple of broken ribs.... feels better have to say!

lagerstarfish · February 22, 2009, 08:57:44 pm

Quote from: fatdoc on February 21, 2009, 02:46:05 pm

what's wrong with your back lagers?

Cramp/spasm in neck, trapezius and jaw leading to all round pain leaking into whole back, shoulder, elbow and forearm. Due to an old neck injury (hatch of a lead roof fell on my head). Thought I was going to need A&E on Friday night, but lying on the floor (and sleeping there in the least painful position) and lots of pain killers left me feeling much better on Saturday. For some reason my usual management techniques/stretches/exercises were just making everything worse. Even managed a couple of easy problems at the works and moderate DIY today. Concentrating hard on holding reasonable posture now.

butters · February 23, 2009, 09:46:19 am

Currently suffering with a suspected trapped nerve in my neck as well but in an effort to get this thread back on track here is the Dailymash's take on the Oscars.

bluebrad

tomtom · February 24, 2009, 10:03:17 am

University Challenge winner in PrOn shoot $:-\$

(I'm hamming up the headline a little..)

slackline · February 24, 2009, 04:34:08 pm

Grandad on wheels

He's clearly going at a fair pace, but seems to be quite in control, and gives everyone plenty of space. The news report doesn't seem to indicate exactly whether he was found to have been causing danger or annoyance.

SA Chris · February 25, 2009, 12:22:37 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7909561.stm

I knew a Kenneth Tuckey once.

slackline · February 26, 2009, 12:43:36 pm

Government Opens up

Now they'll have a ton of money that they would have spent on software license to improve health-care/schools/roads/etc. Oh wait, hang-on what was I thinking, I forgot about all the excessive reports/investigations that need paying for and our continued intrusion in other countries.

Bubba · February 26, 2009, 12:48:16 pm

Toga Rampage

tomtom · February 27, 2009, 07:33:24 am

slackline · February 27, 2009, 07:45:15 am

They should stick this on the national curriculum then...

..or get used to using...

SA Chris · February 27, 2009, 08:30:02 am

no shit

tomtom · February 27, 2009, 09:10:57 am

Quote from: SA Chris on February 27, 2009, 08:30:02 am

no shit

!! Charmin eh...

Bubba · February 27, 2009, 10:57:36 am

I've always found the idea of "quilted" toilet roll, etc quite ridiculous. Unless you've got piles the size of lemons use recycled.

tomtom · February 27, 2009, 11:39:24 am

Quote from: Bubba on February 27, 2009, 10:57:36 am

I've always found the idea of "quilted" toilet roll, etc quite ridiculous. Unless you've got piles the size of lemons use recycled.

is this the answer?

Bubba · February 27, 2009, 12:01:47 pm

You could have an iced water input for maximum pile relief

Jaspersharpe · February 27, 2009, 12:12:11 pm

Is that Uptown?!

magpie · February 27, 2009, 12:18:50 pm

On a kind of related note, just when you thought Ryanair couldn't get any worse, think again. Now they want people to pay to pee.