[lagerstarfish]

Someone really put their foot in it  

Steven King's The Dark Half was based on this phenomenon.

Spooky

[Jaspersharpe]

Yeah I was just thinking that. I like Stephen King but thought The Dark Half was rubbish. 

That is some freaky shit though.

[slackline]

Lorry driver doesn't quite get whats coming to him

Absolute nutter! Should have had a far weightier sentence than that I feel.

[dave]

what an a-hole. thats ridiculous!

[tomtom]

Lorry driver doesn't quite get whats coming to him
Absolute nutter! Should have had a far weightier sentance than that I feel.

Yup, 15 months is shocking considering what could have happened. I dutifully trust the Daily Mail will take up the crusade - especially as he was not from the UK!

He did however come up with a quality lame excuse "He initially told police that he was a hitch-hiker and had not been behind the wheel at all."
It wasnt me, it was him! Pointing at imaginary friend to the right...

[tomtom]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/YouTube-And-Warner-Dispute-Happy-Birthday-To-Disappear-From-Website-After-Google-Deal-Fails/Article/200812415191084?lpos=Business_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15191084_YouTube_And_Warner_Dispute%3A_Happy_Birthday_To_Disappear_From_Website_After_Google_Deal_Fails

Aside from being the worlds longest URL... what a stupid load of cock...

[slackline]

Good to see the pope has his priorities sorted 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/YouTube-And-Warner-Dispute-Happy-Birthday-To-Disappear-From-Website-After-Google-Deal-Fails/Article/200812415191084?lpos=Business_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15191084_YouTube_And_Warner_Dispute%3A_Happy_Birthday_To_Disappear_From_Website_After_Google_Deal_Fails

Aside from being the worlds longest URL... what a stupid load of cock...

You don't need to show the URL all the time, intead of just pasting it in, use the BBcode to embed it. 

Code: [Select]

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/YouTube-And-Warner-Dispute-Happy-Birthday-To-Disappear-From-Website-After-Google-Deal-Fails/Article/200812415191084?lpos=Business_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15191084_YouTube_And_Warner_Dispute%3A_Happy_Birthday_To_Disappear_From_Website_After_Google_Deal_Fails]http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/YouTube-And-Warner-Dispute-Happy-Birthday-To-Disappear-From-Website-After-Google-Deal-Fails/Article/200812415191084?lpos=Business_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15191084_YouTube_And_Warner_Dispute%3A_Happy_Birthday_To_Disappear_From_Website_After_Google_Deal_Fails]Dumb ass companies fight stupid legal battle[/url]

Would result in...

Dumb ass companies fight stupid legal battle

See here for official documentation.

[dave]

I don't know why the pope is stressing - as far as I know the age of most senior catholic preists' sexual partners doesn't allow for significant gender determination anyway.

[Norton Sharley]

And there was me thinking it was Islamic fundamentalists who were terrorising the world but the word from the Big Man is that it's actually a bunch of benders from Brighton.   

[slackline]

I don't know why the pope is stressing - as far as I know the age of most senior catholic preists' sexual partners doesn't allow for significant gender determination anyway.

  very good.

[tomtom]

I don't know why the pope is stressing - as far as I know the age of most senior catholic preists' sexual partners doesn't allow for significant gender determination anyway.

very good.

Indeed - its kind of slipped under the mainstream news radar, but the ol' Popes message is really pretty fucking outrageous.... Stupid old giffer (said he waiting for the thunderbolt to strike me down!)

ps - Slackline, cheers for the URL lesson - was wondering how to do that...

[Bubba]

I don't know why the pope is stressing - as far as I know the age of most senior catholic preists' sexual partners doesn't allow for significant gender determination anyway.

The Pope should go choke on a fat dick...oh wait....

[dave]

i seem to remember another well know historical group who were famously less than enthusiastic about woofters.....

[slackline]

I studied eusocial insects and apiculture at University and the work done on bees and their communication by Lorenz, Tinbergen and others is truely fascinating.  This adds an interesting slant to the research....

Bees on Cocaine

[tomtom]

Ace Idea this!

[slackline]

Ace Idea this!

That is inspired genius!!!  Reminds me of the porta-urinals that appear in Amsterdam overnight.

Crazy Greeks (old story, but first time I'd come across it and it made me  ).

[slackline]

Twat!!! 

[tomtom]

Flaming Galah!!
What a knob!

[slackline]

If you're in Cairns (Australia) of drinking in the Sapphire Bar, which "has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop".  Pictures here

Seems judges in Australia are honest and have a sense of humor after telling one repeat offender that he would....

"shower with the gorillas in the mist down at Long Bay jail". He elaborated: "You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you - and your anatomy."

[tomtom]

If you're in Cairns (Australia) of drinking in the Sapphire Bar, which "has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop".  Pictures here

Quality... thought having read the article:
The thief has also apparently targeted the nearby Sapphire Bar, which "has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop", as the Cairns Post unfortunately puts it. The bar has suffered "two thefts from the till" and on Sunday night was again visited when the burglar "smashed a hole near the top of the roof line" and "clambered 15m down a sheer wall", as owner David Sharman explained.

Fleeting video images of the crim show "a tall, skinny Caucasian". Police, though, have rather more substantial evidence which could lead to a cuffing, in the form of "DNA on a doll" and "possible fingerprints on its face".

He added: "He [only] took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin."

The perps got to be a climber... tall, skinny and climbed down a 15m wall,,,,
Now does anyone know a Climber living in Cairns with a sexual predeliction for blowing up his conquests?

Wonder what freud would make of it all!

[slackline]

Boris gets his comeuppance 

[lagerstarfish]

Hampshire Constabulary is the country's most gay-friendly public sector employer, according to an annual study.

More gay-freindly than Brighton and Hove Council ! Now that's news.

Hopefully just the start of a big cultural shift for The Filth

[slackline]

Someone was unlucky on a chairlift in Vail



...and on New Years Day too

[slackline]

Big Brother is going to be watching closer

Seems a bit redundant though as a fair proportion of the population use web-based email, thus removing any involvement of ISPs.

[SA Chris]

101 uses for an Ikea Bag

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7819581.stm

Police are viewing the death as suspicious. Geniuses them, get Taggart on the case.