Not sure if this has been done. I have just come accross the term "Optioneer". Apparently it means looking at all the options. Like a man bitten by a zombie I feel I may soon use it myself if exposure continues. None are safe.
In a meeting with a customer the other day, a guy used the words "bifurcation in the road" and"good enough is no longer good enough". I had to control giggles.
The manager in our other office is full of that shit. Making up weird words and terms.Comes out with the same phrases all the time too:need to fall off the fence and make a decision....you guys are at the coal face....and a constant use of the word - 'pragmatical'
I found myself using the phrase 'proactive versus retrospective' in a recent interview got offered the job though...
collabretition. OMFG. That beats everything.
IN fact, go here: http://meredithfuller.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fuller-workspaces-3-entps.pdf and go down and read the bit about Denis Hitchens ... if you really feel like vomiting over your keyboard that is! The man really is a fat c*nt with about as much idea about selling our products as...well...somebody with no idea how to sell our products!